The best defence when any of those kind of guys shows up at your house to beat you up for something you wrote on your blog is just to have your Mom answer the door.
Shit, Rick, you're in for the most brutal 5 minutes of awkward and homoerotic ground grappling of your entire life! Excluding that party in college, of course.
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Mr. Clinton, I'm going to have to ask you to get off the MMA websites; you have a speaking engagement in 10 minutes.
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"Bloody elbow! Me knickers got stuck in the lift to me flat!"
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I don't know you anymore, Deadspin. I will never be back on your site. ever ever ever
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I did notice John Cusack circa Say Anything in the background.
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• Chandler by the MMA Fighter in the Grocery Store with the Bloody Elbows.
• Daulerio by the Marine in the Fig Aisle with the Sharpie.
• Leitch by the Bissinger in the Green Room with the Smug Sense of Moral Superiority.
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