The event's anniversary is nigh, and the enterprising John Brewer of the St. Paul Pioneer Press took it upon himself to visit the small town in west-central Iowa. He reports back that "emotions about the tryst still run raw." That's fancy newspaper-talk for, "A bunch of people yelled 'no comment' at me from behind a slamming door."

Here's Feldman herself (she's apparently still with her husband):

Feldman, living in a tan split-level in Carroll, answered her door Nov. 13 in a black tracksuit.

"No comment!" she said and slammed the door.

Here's Feldman's mother:

"You hurt our community," Feldman's mother said of the coverage. "This is very hurtful. I just don't understand why you'd want to write about it."

[...]

During an earlier visit, Feldman's mother looked at a reporter and photographer in disbelief before telling them it would be better if the media left her daughter alone.

Here are some old people in a café:

"It's best if it just dies down," said one woman, declining to be identified.

"I don't know why they want to follow up on that," another person said.

"They want to rev it up again," another answered.

It seems that no one, not even the local strip-club manager, would talk at any length. (A woman doinked a guy in a bathroom one year ago and many miles away. What's an octogenarian with coffee dribbling down his chin really going to say about that?) And so ends Brewer's story, about how everyone in quaint little Carroll wants to forget that one thing they'd probably forgotten until a reporter came along to remind them about it.

A year after sex-in-the-Metrodome incident, a small Iowa town would like to forget [Pioneer Press]

The restroom, once a sanctuary for quiet contemplation and graffiti scribblings, for some reason in 2008 became a meeting place for the horny, the inebriated and the privileged. Here's a rundown on just what went wrong:

• Man and woman arrested for having sex in restroom at Buffalo Bills game.

• Tony Kornheiser tries to get in on the act, to everyone's disgust.

• University of Florida student is knocked flat by door of bathroom stall. Earns nickname Leah Falls Down. Poses triumphantly on Facebook.

• More stadium restroom sex; this time in the Metrodome during the Iowa-Minnesota college football game. Woman later claims she can't remember any of it.

• Rick Reilly only uses the celebrity washroom these days.

• Sen. Larry Craig's restroom indiscretions immortalized in a timeless bobble-foot collectible, courtesy of the Saint Paul Saints

• Sadly, one man did not even make it to the restroom at all.

We featured this as a quicklink, but given the amount of attention this poor woman is getting due to her unfortunate drunken sexcapades at the Iowa/Minnesota game last week, it's probably worth another look.

The woman featured in this photo is (allegedly) Lois Feldman, 38, married mother of three, frisky wine drinker, and blackout sex bandit.

To recap, here's the rundown:

A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

Got it? Well, to add to the embarrassment, it turns out Mrs. Feldman has also been fired from her job at an assisted living center, mercilessly prank called, and shamed in her sleepy town, but throughout all this, has miraculously stayed married. The Des Moines Register got the exclusive interview where Feldman spills her guts. Here are some of her quotes:

• On how life's been post-arrest:

It’s ruined my life,” she said through tears today. “Not just the incident but the press.”

• On the 26-year-old she got caught boinking:

“I don’t know who this man is,” she said today. “I just found out his name in the paper last night.”

• On how much she drank:

She said she doesn’t remember how much she drank, but the party’s hosts refilled her glass each time it was low “so I’m sure I drank a lot.”

Feldman said her husband later told her he’d tried to talk her out of the game because she was intoxicated.

“He said I didn’t realize it was that bad,” she said.

Okay — obvious thing to be thankful for this holiday season: THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR MOM OR YOUR WIFE.

First Alleged Photo of Mother Of Three, Who Had Filthy Bathroom Sex at the Metrodome [The Big Lead]