NFL Execs Keep Refusing Interviews For The Jets' GM Job

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job. A good chunk of the people they've reached out to have answered that request with a hard pass. » 1/05/15 3:49pm 1/05/15 3:49pm

New York Jets Allow Longest Play Of 2014 Season

Here's the Dolphins' Lamar Miller going 97 yards on a rush against the New York Jets, who provided us this wonderful gift as a testament to their efforts this season at being incompetent in every way. » 12/28/14 2:54pm 12/28/14 2:54pm

Report: Rex Ryan Has Already Cleared Out His Office

How positive is Rex Ryan that he is going to be fired after six season as the New York Jets head coach? According to a report from Dom Cosentino, Ryan has already cleared out his office in advance of Sunday's game at Miami. Jets owner Woody Johnson has reportedly hired former Texans GM Charley Casserly to serve as a… » 12/27/14 12:05pm 12/27/14 12:05pm

Jets Owner "Accidentally" Favorites Tweet Calling For GM's Firing

Woody Johnson—the man who once butt-dialed his ex-girlfriend while his current girlfriend was giving birth—is still having issue with technology. Or so he'd like you to believe. » 12/17/14 10:01am 12/17/14 10:01am

Big Ben And The Jets Tried To Out-Suck Each Other

Ben Roethlisberger came into today's game on a historically great run, having thrown for a combined 12 touchdowns and 862 yards in his last two games. Because the Jets suck, everyone on earth expected them to get carved up today, and then Big Ben went and crapped the bed. But that didn't stop the Jets from trying to… » 11/09/14 4:10pm 11/09/14 4:10pm

Jets GM John Idzik's Monday press conference was 2,466 words. Our pal Dom Cosentino found famous monologues—such as Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech—shorter than Idzik's huge apology/explanation for why the Jets suck so hard. [NJ.com] » 10/28/14 2:00pm 10/28/14 2:00pm

Radio Host Mike Francesa Rants About The Jets For Over Seven Minutes

The shit-ass Jets are 1-7 after getting smoked by the Buffalo Bills in a game that featured many grand embarrassments from the home team, so today was the perfect day for Mike Francesa to unleash a merciless rant about just how crappy this team is. » 10/27/14 4:06pm 10/27/14 4:06pm

This Failed Trick Play From The Jets Gets Sadder Every Time You Watch It

Upon reflection, the most embarrassing thing the New York Jets did yesterday was try to run the world's least effective trick play on a third-quarter kickoff return. I realize that's a bold statement to make, seeing as how this game also included Geno Smith turning in one of the worst quarterbacking performances ever » 10/27/14 9:39am 10/27/14 9:39am

Geno Smith's First Quarter Performance, In One Vine

Jets quarterback Geno Smith got yanked after a first quarter performance for the ages. If you missed his spectacular display of passing, we made a Vine for you: » 10/26/14 1:58pm 10/26/14 1:58pm

Jets Fan Reacts To Loss Not With Anger, But Complete Emotional Shutdown

This guy's probably reacted to Jets losses with fury and/or screaming in the past, but maybe he's just sick of it, it being everything. Last night, as the Jets' field goal attempt for the win failed, our Jets fan wasn't able to do anything but promptly walk into the bathroom so he could pretend he was in a world in… » 10/17/14 2:13pm 10/17/14 2:13pm

The Jets Invented A Whole New Way To Lose Last Night

One of the new jack football axioms is that you run when you win, not win when you run. It's insulation against the backwards idea that successful offenses are built around a dominant running game, and more of a guideline than a hard truth. Leave it to the Jets to stretch even benign football wisdom to its breaking… » 10/17/14 9:13am 10/17/14 9:13am

Official Jets Hype Video Features Climactic Typo

The New York Jets suck, but that didn't prevent them from putting together a neat little hype video in advance of tonight's game against the New England Patriots. The video was posted on the team's Facebook page, and it features all kinds of slick editing and Inception noises and hot guitar licks. It's like a movie… » 10/16/14 5:36pm 10/16/14 5:36pm

Report: Geno Smith Missed A Meeting Because Of A Dumb Team Policy

The New York Jets got stomped to hell by the San Diego Chargers yesterday, and the 31-0 blowout was so bad that Jets starting quarterback Geno Smith was yanked before the start of the second half. Smith's day got even more embarrassing after the game, a report claimed that he'd missed a team meeting on Saturday night.… » 10/06/14 11:34am 10/06/14 11:34am

Jets Call Timeout, Nullify Own Game-Tying Touchdown, Lose Game [UPDATE]


The Jets called an illegal timeout to cancel out their own game-tying touchdown in the fourth quarter, and ended up losing to the Packers. It was a very Jets sequence. » 9/14/14 8:15pm 9/14/14 8:15pm

Jets CB Dimitri Patterson Has Been Missing Since Friday

Jets cornerback Dimitri Patterson has been missing since Friday's game at MetLife Stadium against the Giants. He was present for meetings, a walk through, and the pre-game meal Friday, but was a no-show come game time. The Jets have not been able to speak with Patterson directly but his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, has… » 8/24/14 4:53pm 8/24/14 4:53pm

Report: Jets Sad That Backup Michael Vick's Cool With Being Backup

Today's Michael Vick is obviously not 2006 Michael Vick, but the Jets picked him up in an attempt to push second-year quarterback Geno Smith to suck less. Then, they told Vick they were going with Smith, barring a disaster. Believe it or not, the 34-year-old Vick accepted that he'd be a backup, and Jets coaches are… » 8/22/14 2:50pm 8/22/14 2:50pm