Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder will be in the strange land of Lon-don, and clearly his Florida education has paid off in the field of geography.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

This is true: Everybody knows there are no black people in London. Well, other than Prince Charles.

Channing Crowder Must Have Failed Geography [The Phinsider]