Sketchy Reports: Gareth Bale To Be Sold For All The Money

According to a variety of dubious reports in unreliable foreign outlets, Tottenham Hotspur star Gareth Bale is actually, really, finally, supposedly about to be sold off to Real Madrid for (at present exchange rates) $145.81 million, with Spurs supposedly then buying up everyone this side of George Best to make up for… » 8/20/13 12:26pm 8/20/13 12:26pm