Blake Griffin Unveils The Karate Block

When you're a power forward with T-Rex arms, you have to go looking for more creative ways to go about blocking shots. Thanks to Blake Griffin, all the short-armed big men out there have a new move to try. » 3/30/15 3:02pm Yesterday 3:02pm

Clippers Let Nate Robinson Go, Doc Rivers Still Throwing Poop At Walls

James Harden Thrown To Floor By Matt Barnes

James Harden got a step on Clippers D-and-3 guy (where "D" can be understood to stand for "dipshit goon with a sneer and six fouls to give") Matt Barnes in the second quarter; Barnes responded by unleashing his inner Wilber Marshall for some damn reason. For his efforts, he was awarded a flagrant-1 foul and some… » 3/15/15 4:35pm 3/15/15 4:35pm

Reports: Blake Griffin Will Return To Action Today

After missing more than a month due to surgery for a staph infection in his elbow, Blake Griffin will rejoin the Clippers this afternoon against the Rockets. Arash Markazi of ESPNLosAngeles reported a couple days ago that today might be the day; ESPN's J.A. Adande confirmed it a little while ago: » 3/15/15 3:32pm 3/15/15 3:32pm

Doc Rivers Is The Worst Kind Of Internet Commenter

Doc Rivers has made a very public case that DeAndre Jordan should be the NBA's Defensive Player of the Year this season. It seems absurd that the Defensive Player of the Year could be on the league's 15th-ranked defense, especially since the Clippers have plus defenders Chris Paul, JJ Redick, and Matt Barnes in the… » 3/13/15 3:30pm 3/13/15 3:30pm

Chris Paul Will Help You Clown Yourself

Last night, in Oklahoma City, Chris Paul turned the Thunder into a Swiffer. Attach all the necessary caveats to that, of course—it's just one game; the Thunder were without Kevin Durant and the helpful version of Serge Ibaka who used to exist before somebody decided he needed to become Walt Williams; Russell… » 3/12/15 2:55pm 3/12/15 2:55pm

Gronk Twerks At Clippers Game

Muscle-bound toddler Rob Gronkowski attended the Clippers game tonight, and when the Dance Cam trained itself on Gronk as LMFAO played, he refused to dance! » 3/09/15 11:45pm 3/09/15 11:45pm

Draymond Green Roasts Dahntay Jones After Jones Bumps Him

The Warriors beat the Clippers 106-98 today, but the most intriguing part of the game happened after the final buzzer, when Dahntay Jones bumped Draymond Green during Green's postgame interview. » 3/08/15 8:45pm 3/08/15 8:45pm

Chris Paul Loses His Mind When DeAndre Jordan Forgets To Shoot

In Wednesday night's tie game against the Trail Blazers with 2.8 seconds left, the Clippers ran a play for Chris Paul to take the final shot. The point guard got a good look, but missed. DeAndre Jordan grabbed the rebound, heard the shot clock sound, and didn't try a shot because he thought it was the final buzzer.… » 3/05/15 11:22am 3/05/15 11:22am

Kevin Durant To Chris Paul After Jumper: "You're Down 20 Now, Homie"

The Oklahoma City Thunder beat the hell out of a shorthanded Clippers team today. The game was never really close, making it the kind of contest that's perfectly suited for some inspired trash talk. » 2/08/15 5:24pm 2/08/15 5:24pm

Blake Griffin To Have Surgery To Remove Staph Infection

The Clippers announced today that power forward Blake Griffin will be having surgery to remove a staph infection in his right elbow. Griffin is flying back to Los Angeles today, and should have the surgery on Monday. » 2/08/15 12:05pm 2/08/15 12:05pm

Clippers Meltdown Like Toddlers In Loss To Cavaliers

The Clippers were mauled in Cleveland tonight. They only lost by 105-94, but that is a deceptive result as they were down 31 after three quarters. The game was only misleadingly close because the Cavaliers sat their starters for the entire fourth quarter. It was the kind of game where the NBA puts up a video titled » 2/06/15 1:13am 2/06/15 1:13am

Last Night's Clippers-Nets Game Set A Record For Free Throw Futility

If you were fortunate enough to be in attendance at Barclays Center for last evening's Clippers-Nets matchup, you witnessed history. The two teams combined to miss 27 of their 43 free throws, which set an all-time NBA record for failure at the charity stripe. We're pulling a deep cut for this one, with help from … » 2/03/15 10:30am 2/03/15 10:30am

Jamal Crawford Turns Sure Turnover Into Behind-The-Back Assist

Jamal Crawford had a Jamal Crawford game tonight, dropping 21 of his 23 points in the fourth quarter on steady diet of three-pointers as he led the Clippers from eight points down to a 102-98 win over the Nuggets. But his most amazing play wasn't a basket, but this crazy save and assist to Matt Barnes. » 1/27/15 12:58am 1/27/15 12:58am

"Big Baby" Davis Sat On A Woman's Face

Sitting in the front row at an NBA game must be baller, up until the point when 300-pound Glen "Big Baby" Davis crushes your face with his massive butt. To the GIFs! » 1/26/15 11:12am 1/26/15 11:12am

DeAndre Jordan Slams Home A Lob From The Middle Of The Paint

It is only the second quarter, but the Clippers are winning by 30 because of plays like this. It's okay Brook, you've got some company. » 1/22/15 11:37pm 1/22/15 11:37pm

Don't Try To Interview DeAndre Jordan When He's Listening To Tupac

DeAndre Jordan had a pretty big game last night, scoring 19 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, and blocking six shots. His performance earned him the nod for the postgame interview, which did not go all that smoothly. » 1/20/15 1:04pm 1/20/15 1:04pm