Teams Fouling DeAndre Jordan Lose Because They're Already Losing

During last night’s Spurs-Clippers game, TNT threw up a graphic showing the Clippers’ record when DeAndre Jordan shoots at least 12, 14, and 15 free throws in a game, implying that the donkey show you were watching at the time—a professional athlete performing his sport’s most boring component badly—is not only a… » 4/20/15 3:11pm Today 3:11pm

Let's Watch Coolio's Halftime Show At The Spurs-Clippers Game

Clippers fans at Staples Center were deprived a simulcast of Charles Barkley and the other TNT knuckleheads tonight, getting a fantastic voyage of a live Coolio performance that was their own little gangsta’s paradise. You’re not doing anything else right now, so watch this. No, I don’t know why the Clippers invited… » 4/20/15 12:24am Today 12:24am

Judge Rules V. Stiviano Must Return $2.6 Million To Shelly Sterling

Before the world knew V. Stiviano as the girlfriend former Clippers owner Donald Sterling made racist comments to on tape, Shelly Sterling was suing her for $2.8 million. Shelly Sterling’s lawyers argued in court that that, because she and Donald Sterling are married and their assets are community property,… » 4/15/15 1:41am Wednesday 1:41am

Chris Paul Is Up To His Old Tricks: Tapping Nuts And Dominating Games

The Clippers and Trail Blazers were locked into a fierce battle in Portland tonight, as the two teams were tied (along with the Spurs) for fourth place and the all important (though apparently not for the Clippers) home court advantage in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs. » 4/02/15 12:16am 4/02/15 12:16am

The Lame Clippers Crowd Made Blake Griffin All Sad

Last night's game between the Warriors and Clippers, a nationally televised contest between two powerful conference rivals, was one of those games that's supposed to come with a "playoff atmosphere," featuring the home fans going nuts and chanting mean things at the visitors and causing all kinds of ruckus. The crowd… » 4/01/15 11:13am 4/01/15 11:13am

James Harden Thrown To Floor By Matt Barnes

James Harden got a step on Clippers D-and-3 guy (where "D" can be understood to stand for "dipshit goon with a sneer and six fouls to give") Matt Barnes in the second quarter; Barnes responded by unleashing his inner Wilber Marshall for some damn reason. For his efforts, he was awarded a flagrant-1 foul and some… » 3/15/15 4:35pm 3/15/15 4:35pm

Doc Rivers Is The Worst Kind Of Internet Commenter

Doc Rivers has made a very public case that DeAndre Jordan should be the NBA's Defensive Player of the Year this season. It seems absurd that the Defensive Player of the Year could be on the league's 15th-ranked defense, especially since the Clippers have plus defenders Chris Paul, JJ Redick, and Matt Barnes in the… » 3/13/15 3:30pm 3/13/15 3:30pm