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    Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge

    Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real

    Nice Knowing You, Loud Tennis Grunter People

    That's What She Grunted
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    You can take the girl out of Saginasty, but you can't take the Saginasty out of her.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    Let's be honest, that foot fault call was some serious bullshit especially at that point in the match. so i can't criticize serena too much for that tirade.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    A tennis match broke out in my True Life: Staten Island Wedding episode?
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    I've never been a big Williams' sisters fan either (their "let's not give the other player credit" routine is tiring) but even though her actions were inexcusable, she hasn't developed a pattern of such behavior. So I hope the usual mediots don't jump on her more than necessary while conviently forgetting that players like Connors and McEnroe made careers out of acting like total assholes.
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    09/13/09

    @Old Brian and New Brian: This "incident" wouldn't make Connors' or McEnroe's "Greatest Meltdowns" DVD even if it was two hours long.
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    09/14/09

    @Old Brian and New Brian:

    so which it is? you're a fan or you're not a fan of her critics?
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    09/14/09

    @DollaBrand:

    I'm not sure what to respond to here. Why would I be a "fan" of a critic? Either I agree with the criticism or not. I'm only saying I hope the criticism she's receiving is tempered with some reasonable perspective.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    Serena was just telling the line judge some of Brett Ratner's pillow talk.
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    09/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +1
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    I swear to God, I'm fuckin' takin' this ball and shovin' it in your fuckin' throat… I swear to God.

    Tory Lane scenes are the best.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    That's just Serena's spin on John McEnroe's classic rant at Ted James during Wimbledon '81: "Last night I took my balls and shoved 'em in your wife's fuckin' throat. You think I cannot be serious, but you're the one who cannot be serious!"
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    even the popo's hate spurrier
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    You lost, you're crazy.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    Wasn't 'Obama as President' supposed to solve all this?
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    You drop the line call, and Serena's gonna blast.

    She's sneaky as fuck when it comes to tennis.
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    09/13/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
    Tennis is finally interesti.... snoooooooore.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall.

    John Walsh's ears are burning.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    09/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Did you order the Smirnoff red?
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