Marshall Baseball Player Sues Frat After Being Startled By Anus-Mounted…

Louie Helmburg is a sophomore, and the backup catcher for the Marshall Thundering Herd. He hit .226 last year, with three RBI and four runs scored, and missed part of the season when he fell off a deck at the ATO house after one of the brothers fired a bottle rocket out of his ass. » 2/03/12 3:05pm 2/03/12 3:05pm