Spaghetti, meatball, any time you defy me-it's serious. You will be punished-I will not be putting you in gravy for the time being. But no, I will still eat you later. You are delicious.#rickpitino
This is probably from left field but if you were about to have sex with a random woman you just met that night in a restaurant, why wouldn't you wrap a rubber around the old sausage? Herpes? HIV? Hep C? Other STDs? Seriously, he had his driver there in the restaurant before the whole shananigan took place, couldn't he have dispatch him to the nearest drug store for a box of condoms?
Long band names are in right now, right? Because Fucking Middle-aged Moms on the Floor of an Italian Restaurant is a winner of a name if I ever saw one... maybe an album?
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10/15/09
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He's going to f-ck them on the floor of an Arbys? #rickpitino
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So, which one of them will be forced to marry Karen Sypher? #rickpitino
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He's not gonna let them walk through certain doors.. #rickpitino
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Do they have to walk barefoot through the local Olive Garden? #rickpitino
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I'm sorry Mr. Pitino, you simply cannot abort someone in the 86th trimester. No doctor will allow it. #rickpitino
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-RIP, Dr. Tiller. #rickpitino
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Adidas.
"Impregnating is Nothing"
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Pitino appears dressed for that. That or big band conducting duties.