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New York, 5:11 PM
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    Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Merloni hit a career high 4 HR in 2002, so it's plausible.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Somebody had to provide instruction on their proper use. Look what snorting them did to the size of Nomar's nose.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    HEY EVERYBODY! HERE'S SOME STEROIDS!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Lou's accusations are nothing but a bunch of Merloni.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Merloni is just bitter that Providence College no longer has a baseball team.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Merloni says he doesn't remember the date of the meeting or who the doctor was.


    God forbid concrete fact gets in the way of a heavy allegation.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    It was part of the doctor's "Practical Medical Tips for Ballplayers" lecture series. His "Hiding the Clap from your Wife" and "Passing Your Fat Ass Off as Muscle" sessions sell out weeks in advance.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    the "cool parents" who supply their kids with kegs and condoms so they keep their underage sex parties in the basement


    And, so they can watch, film, and participate in said parties. Because they're cool, you know?

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    Image of MidwestCoastBias MidwestCoastBias
    05/11/09

    @David Hume: Heh. Never trust anyone over 30...who is trying to act under 20.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/11/09

    @MidwestCoastBias:

    [cracks basement door]

    "Hey kids, you doing OK down here? Got enough Doritos? Pepsi? Want me to freshen up the bongwater? Toss you down some more astroglide?


    "Moommmm, c'moooonnnnn, shut the door!"

     Reply
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    More impressive: A member of the Blue Jays appears to have safely reached scoring position.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/11/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan:That probably would be more impressive if they didn't lead the MLB in runs scored, but A for effort.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    This is what happens when you get a Doctor off of Craigslist.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/11/09

    In reply to Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open
    Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight...uh indeterminate. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not that big. Yeah, that's nice, yes okay. Yes, let's have a looksee...ok, so eh, fiber from shirt on the left shoulder. I'm gonna have to keep my on that.


    How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/11/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: + 1 Meat Slicer
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