Alvaro Negredo's Goal Won Man City The Biggest Game Of The Season

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Whenever you have, coming into today's games, six teams within six points of the league leaders, nearly every week will bring a matchup that seems like the Game of the Season. But while many of those earlier competitions ended up being cagey affairs with both sides playing to avoid defeat, today's Manchester City vs.… » 12/26/13 4:55pm 12/26/13 4:55pm

Cool-Ass Little Girl Gives Luis Suárez Taste Of His Own Medicine

Haha! Luis, you just got punked by a mascot! Getting snubbed in the handshake line isn't so funny on this end, is it? Hopefully Patrice Evra caught a glimpse of his new hero and some Manchester United swag is coming this kid's way. » 12/16/13 3:01pm 12/16/13 3:01pm

Luis Suárez Just Scored The Goal Of The Season From 40 Yards Out

Note: Luis Suarez does not "lob" the keeper here when he scores here from eons away on the half volley. This is a flat out smash of a shot. And it was just the first. Suarez scored again in the 29th and 35th minutes, for a first half hat trick against Norwich. Plus, he added a screamer of a free kick in the second half. » 12/04/13 3:22pm 12/04/13 3:22pm

Luis Suárez Scores Hat Trick, Is Just Toying With People Now

Liverpool are playing West Brom today in what was supposed to be a competitive match. After all, West Brom have already beaten Manchester United at Old Trafford and outplayed league leaders Arsenal at times in a draw, so you gotta think they might have what it takes to challenge Liverpool. They do not, because Luis… » 10/26/13 11:45am 10/26/13 11:45am

This Manchester United Goal Ruined Luis Suárez's Liverpool Return

Manchester United hosted Liverpool in England's League Cup this afternoon, and even though the tournament isn't too much of a priority for either team, both managers decided to field nearly full-strength sides to oust their rivals. It was also star Liverpool striker's Luis Suárez's first action with the club since last… » 9/25/13 5:35pm 9/25/13 5:35pm

What Luis Suárez's Return Means For Liverpool

This afternoon, we'll see Manchester United play Liverpool in the English League Cup. Cool. After all, Liverpool upset United, 1-0, just 24 days ago in the Premier League. Just three days ago, Manchester City styled on the Red Devils in a 4-1 victory, and now people are asking questions of the defending Premier League… » 9/25/13 2:02pm 9/25/13 2:02pm

Why Won't Liverpool Let Luis Suárez Leave? [UPDATE]

Man, this Luis Suárez transfer saga just got nasty. Yesterday, The Guardian published a story about the Liverpool superstar's fight to leave the club. In it, Suárez publicly calls out Liverpool's owners for being a bunch of lying liars who are reneging on their contract. But the article fails to shed much light on the… » 8/07/13 2:40pm 8/07/13 2:40pm

Why Robert Lewandowski, Gareth Bale, Luis Suárez Want To Move, But Can't

Last May, Borussia Dortmund lost to rivals FC Bayern in the Champions League final after finishing second by 25 points to Bayern in the German Bundesliga. Just days after, it was reported that Dortmund's Mario Götze and Robert Lewandowski—possibly the club's two best players—were headed to Bayern. Götze had already… » 7/31/13 3:39pm 7/31/13 3:39pm

Gonzalo Higuain Signs With Napoli, And Now Arsenal FC Are Screwed

Last week, Italian runners-up Napoli sold their best player, striker Edinson Cavani, to French champions Paris Saint-Germain for €64 million. It was the fifth-highest transfer fee ever for a player, and there were sure to be implications all over Europe as international soccer inched through the summer transfer window… » 7/26/13 10:30am 7/26/13 10:30am

That Fan Who Hugged Luis Suarez Treated The Crowd To A Great Big…

On Saturday, we showed you footage of Liverpool's Luis Suarez clinching a hat trick by scoring from 45 yards out against Norwich City. Some 30 seconds into that clip, you might have noticed what looked like a fan in street clothes making his way onto the pitch to hug Suarez. What you see above is what that fan did… » 4/30/12 6:25pm 4/30/12 6:25pm

Luis Suarez Finished A Hat Trick With An Unbelievably Stupid Shot From …

Liverpool striker and alleged racist Luis Suarez capped off a hat trick against Norwich City today with a ridiculous, stupid strike from 45 yards out. We use the words "ridiculous" and "stupid" here unironically. For him to take this shot with an nearly open pitch in front of him (and teammate Steven Gerrard in an even… » 4/28/12 4:23pm 4/28/12 4:23pm

Meet The Most Lovable Team In The FA Cup

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League/FA Cup games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never FA Cup … » 2/23/12 10:43am 2/23/12 10:43am