Luke Scott Hath Slain The Hellboar

Everyone's favorite gun-humping birther, Luke Scott, arrived at the Tampa Bay Rays' spring training facility with a special guest: the stuffed head of a slain hellboar. How did Scott come to claim this bloody prize? By sticking the beast with a spear, of course! Scott told Rays Report that the boar was his "first… » 2/19/13 12:20pm 2/19/13 12:20pm

The Rays' Luke Scott And Carlos Peña Ask: Are You Not Entertained?

The bizarre gladiator helmet trend that has taken over the Tampa Bay Rays' dugout continued after yesterday's 8-5 win over the Blue Jays, when sluggers Luke Scott and Carlos Peña donned the headgear for a postgame chat with Sun Sports' Todd Kalas. Afterward the aging population of St. Petersburg rose to their feet and… » 5/23/12 9:00am 5/23/12 9:00am

Exit Felix Pie; Luke Scott Will Have To Find A New Dark-Skinned…

Baseball's most discomfiting buddy comedy is near cancellation: Yesterday, the Baltimore Orioles designated outfielder Felix Pie for assignment, effectively ending his role as the some-of-my-best-friends-are-black clubhouse foil for redneck performance artist Luke Scott. » 8/24/11 1:44pm 8/24/11 1:44pm

Luke Scott Is Still A Gun-Humping Birther Survivalist Lunatic,…

Luke Scott is a gun-humping birther survivalist lunatic who keeps a pistol in his sofa cushion and throws plantain chips at a black teammate when he acts "like a savage." Sounds like an asshole, right? But things aren't so simple, ESPN's Amy K. Nelson tells us in her recent profile of Scott, and she's absolutely right:… » 4/25/11 5:00pm 4/25/11 5:00pm