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Photos of Luke Walton's Stalker are Tough to Come By Look At

DAULERIO — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:45:40 EDT

~~The Manhattan Beach Police Department refuses to give out the mugshot (not their policy) of one Stacy Elizabeth Beshear, 34, of El Segundo~~ Well here it is. Yikes. Thanks to commenter The Pimp Hand is Way Strong for is efforts. Stacy Elizabeth Beshear, 34, of El Segundo was officially charged with stalking the Lakers forward and now faces up to one year in prison for her disturbing behavior. The Orange County Register's Kevin Ding had the exclusive one-on-one interview with Walton who spilled the details about the woman's crazy antics that had him legitimately spooked:

It's bananas. I'll be going to sleep at night and just randomly look out the window. Just to check. Just because. She has been out there at 12:30, 1:30 in the morning. She would park outside my house for hours and hours.

I would drive out, and I would see her peeking through. It would suck, because I know I'm leaving my home, and I know she's still there. What am I supposed to do? Is she planning on breaking in? Am I going to come home one day and she's sleeping in my bed? Is she going to steal my dog?

Is it wrong that I actually want to see a picture of what Luke Walton's stalker looks like? And the half-hearted lengths I've gone to get this picture — Facebook, MySpace, phone calls to the PD, etc. — does that make me a stalker now? Vicious cycle, this blogging business. But...if anybody can scrounge up a photo of Luke Walton's loon it'd be most appreciated. I'll send you a copy of "God Save The Fan" or something.

Her trial is Nov 6th. Hopefully we won't have to wait that long.

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Tonight: Go pop some Vicodin and watch the debates. It's gonna get feisty.

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Jesus Gets An Automatic Major For Cross-Checking

rickchand — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:40:35 EST

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And although we had to go to a different site, we even found something for Cubs fans. Yes, if Steve Bartman had been clutching a Holy Bear instead of trying to catch a foul popup, the curse may have been lifted two years ago.

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Throw It DOWN, Big Man!

Leitch — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:00:47 EDT

So you know how Lakers forward Luke Walton was supposed to make a guest appearance on "The Young & The Restless" earlier this week? Wait: You didn't know that? What's wrong with you?

Anyway, here's Bill's boy's dramatic debut. It is, in a word ... AW, THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE!

Keeping The Streets Safe From Waltons

Leitch — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:15:40 EST

Of all the celebrities who showed up at the USC-UCLA game last weekend, it must have been easy to miss Luke Walton, Lakers bit player and son of Big Bill Walton. But not for long. As reported by USC's From The Sidelines blog, the younger Walton was booted off the sidelines last weekend for not having an appropriate visitor pass. And we really mean booted: He was escorted off the field by policemen (who, apparently, weren't busy guarding Stephen A. Smith). From The Sidelines has all kinds of pics from the incident; apparently some USC students inadvertently alerted security to his presence.

We feel bad for Mr. Walton, not just because he was kicked out, but because, upon leaving, fans chanted "Go Clippers!" at him. Now that's just being mean.

Luke Walton Thrown Out Of UCLA Game [From The Sidelines]