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    Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/16/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Annnd, Nibbles is up to his old tricks as soon as I arrive, I see. Okay then!
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Yo DUAN. Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero. Your argument is invalid.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Another wrestling urban legend: Adorable Adrian Adonis was in fact adorable.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Worst pro wrestling gimmick ever-
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/15/09

    @FirstDerivative: The YET-AY!! hahahahaha
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    06/15/09

    @FirstDerivative:
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Who are we to doubt El Dandy?
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    454. Jake Roberts was prone to traveling with a big pink dildo in his gear bag for himself.

    Somehow, I don't doubt this one.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    LOL these never get old:


    183. The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.


    Jesus.

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    06/15/09

    @Karlifornia: So that's why Bob gives me that orange juice before bed...
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Evening DUAN. For all of you who are engaged, or getting married soon, just a bit of advice.


    FUCK SEATING CHARTS.


    This is seriously the worst part about planning a wedding. We have 2 huge families to deal with, closing in on 500 people, and it's fucking ridiculous.


    "You can't sit him with her. Those 2 don't get along. She doesn't like so-and-so.Etc. Etc. Etc."


    Here's what you do, and if I could plan it again, what I would do: Get a huge tumbler, like you see at raffles. Put 10 numbers from each table, and everyone gets a number when they walk through the door. Quick, easy, painless, and if anyone bitches about who they got stuck with, it's completely random, so you cannot be blamed.


    /grabs another glass of whiskey


    How's everyone else?

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    06/15/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be:You should do what The Who did in 79. Only like 5 or 6 people would die. It's a win-win.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    06/15/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Hell, you're only talking about 1% of the guests. I can actually live with that.
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    06/15/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be: Exactly. Just pick whoever you don't like, and let all the other guests step on them. For the full effect, get Roger Daltrey to throw things at the dead.
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    06/15/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be:


    Weddings suck. A long standing fued between myself and wife vs. my stepmother began with the roll up to our wedding. That was years ago.
    If any bad blood etc between the families will ever be spawned, I can tell you that the wedding will be the launching pad.
    Good Luck.

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    06/15/09

    @Fatty_B: I'm ok, I've been like Switzerland while they're planning their side. I'm doing my side by myself. No input from anyone else, no arguments, no explaining anything to anyone.


    My fiancée and her parents were getting heated last night, and I had to walk out a few times.

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    06/15/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be: This is why, if I ever get married again, a fat Elvis impersonator and a breathalyzer will most certainly be involved.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    06/15/09

    @Becky_MI: ...And a midget in a gimp suit, a donkey, 2 clowns, a belly dancer, and...


    ...Hello?

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    06/15/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be: Wouldn't be any more of a shitshow than my first marriage, why not??
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Oh man, the fail on my TV, it's everywhere. Why did you give Joe Buck a show, HBO?
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    06/15/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Is he hosting from a lodge? What the fuck is this set all about?
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    06/15/09

    @Sean Avery's Dating Service: I had to turn it off. I thought he might actually start blowing Brett Favre.


    As a larger issue, just when you think the MSM might pick up on stories that we actually care about, they serve up this drivel filled with people we're sick of. Sigh.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    According to Japanese tabloids, Giant Baba was bisexual and Genichiro Tenryu had penis enlargement surgery.


    alright my head just fucking exploded....

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    My favorite is #337. You'd have to be nuts to disagree.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    I once almost got in a fight with a guy in high school because I referred to him as "Goldust" for a few days. We were going to meet after school in the cafeteria, there were like dozens of kids there on both sides. It would have been a scary lesson in the psychology of mob mentality if it wasn't so damned funny.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    This is as good a time as any to link to the funniest 5 minutes of interview clips in wrestling history.


    The Jake Roberts story is the funniest shit ever.

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    06/15/09

    @Kid Canada:


    Very NSFW for anyone at work.


    "Tito Santana is a Mexican.........he's OK, better than nothing."

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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    Well at least 380 is true
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/15/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:


    It was totally worth it.

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    06/15/09

    @Kid Canada: hows your head KC? Eddie got a solid stomp in there.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/15/09

    In reply to Cocaine, Bunny Rape And Lyndon LaRouche: A Children's Treasury Of Tall Tales From Pro Wrestling
    306. After twice dropping Curt Hennig's casket due to a refusal to walk normally, the Bushwackers were never again asked to serve as pallbearers.
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    06/15/09

    @Karlifornia: +1 forehead lick
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