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    Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/25/09

    In reply to Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
    Leaving the upside-down Hitler mustache in place was a good move.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
    But he still lives in Detroit.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
    He then went on to wow the crowd with his stunning rendition of "La Bamba."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/25/09

    In reply to Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
    You can maybe buy them on eBay.


    Tiger hair? Not gonna happen. I tried to order "Tiger Whiskers" off ebay to poison my enemies with and the police were at my house within the hour.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    There's obviously something wrong with Dontrelle. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    The D-Train going crazy in D-Town
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    Image of BarbarobicsInstructor BarbarobicsInstructor
    06/19/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Ozzy Osbourne saw this coming 29 years ago.
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    06/19/09

    @BarbarobicsInstructor: He's the Nostradamus of Rock.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    They should probably address his pitching form, if the above photo is any indication. No one has ever thrown that well off of one and a half crippled legs. Just ask Lou Gehrig.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    perhaps it's his shrunken head? Or maybe his over-bloated torso?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    But how long should a baseball team continue to pay a guy who can't play baseball very well?


    We figure the entire season, batting cleanup. -Seattle Mariners.

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    Image of Chairman_Meow Chairman_Meow
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    Got to feel sorry for the guy. If I had to live in Detroit, I'd have anxiety disorder too.
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    Image of Babcocksure Babcocksure
    06/19/09

    @Chairman_Meow: you forgot /low hanging fruit
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/19/09

    @Babcocksure: That fruit is so low it's growing in China.
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