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Uh Oh, Cleveland

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Sculptor?!? I just met her!
05/27/09

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Okay. So, I'm just trying to get prepared in advance. We've got The Shot, The Drive, The Fumble, etc etc, what's this going to be called? I've got to try to plan some rejoinders...
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Juancho
05/27/09

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: the MoMo. The Bricklaying also has a nice ring to it.
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Juancho
05/27/09

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Signs your team is going to lose a series:

-they're giving up over 104 points per game
-they're shooting around 40% from the floor
-their entire bench production often fails to equal one player on the opposition
-their coach has grown the worst-looking goatee since Spock in that one Star Trek episode
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TheOnlyNetsFan
05/27/09

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I know that a team taking a 3-1 series lead is huge news. But just so everyone knows the Penguins are in the Stanley Cup this year.
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Juancho
05/27/09

@TheOnlyNetsFan: shhh, that's my one hope.
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Candace Parker C Cups
05/27/09

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The problem is not with Mo Williams' guarantee

Well, if they didn't pay Mo money, they wouldn't have Mo problems.

/this is why I could never, ever be a guest editor
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Juancho
05/27/09

@Candace Parker C Cups: you've never learned to quit while you were ahead, let alone behind, have you?
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Candace Parker C Cups
05/27/09

@Juancho: Ain't no shame in my game.
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Juancho
05/27/09

@Candace Parker C Cups: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Juancho
05/27/09

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Between the Pants Party and this series, I physiologically can't take much more abuse right now.
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MeSoHornsby
05/27/09

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and putting your life savings into mason jars would not be the worst idea in the world

Great advice, except nobody in Cleveland has any savings.
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MattinglysSideburns
05/27/09

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Pictured: Cavs G Mo Williams sits in silence, ruing the day he chose to turn his body into an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
05/27/09

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No one is saying the city of Cleveland should be panicking right now

Except for every economist in the western hemisphere with a working brain.
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Juancho
05/27/09

@MarkKelsosMigraine: (nods)

Fuck it, I'm moving to Detroit.
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Hit Bull Win Steak
05/27/09

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This post was screaming for a This Is Spinal Tap! reference.
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DeepFriar
05/27/09

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Try as you like, Mo. But you'll never out-tattoo the Nuggets.
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Starburied
05/27/09

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Nice going, Mo. Lose another game and you'll have as many empty promises on your hands as Vanessa Bryant.
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I'm Hafner the man I used to be
05/27/09

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Panicking? Are you kidding me? We live for this shit. Who wouldn't want to see their teams fuck everything up year after year, after year, after ye....

Besides Cubs fans of course.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
05/27/09

@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: And Bills fans. I bought a Rob Johnson jersey.
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