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    Remember: A-Rod Has Never Taken Steroids, According to A-Rod

    SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    02/07/09

    In reply to Remember: A-Rod Has Never Taken Steroids, According to A-Rod
    Hey, maybe they should call him "A-Roid" - ha!
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    02/07/09

    @BigTenObsession: um...i don't get it. is there some sort of context that could help explain this comment?
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    Image of Girls Love the Duck Girls Love the Duck
    02/07/09

    In reply to Remember: A-Rod Has Never Taken Steroids, According to A-Rod
    As the new shitty fox show, Lie to Me, can tell you, three eye blinks means he's lying.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/07/09

    @Girls Love the Duck: 1000 blinks means he's having a roid-induced seizure.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    02/07/09

    In reply to Remember: A-Rod Has Never Taken Steroids, According to A-Rod
    I've always been a very strong, dominant position.


    Wait, what?

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/07/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That was just A-Rod's subtle shout-out to Cesar Millan.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    "Say it ain't a fake bod, A-Rod."
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    Image of FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    Has anyone asked Canseco his thoughts on the financial mess we're in?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/07/09

    @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: He's against it.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    I had really hoped he would pass Bonds in the HR thing so we had a clean king. Oh well :(
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    A-Rod, interested in this?



    I'm shocked.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    To be fair, A-Rod was only testing the testosterone to make sure that it was safe and effective for his sexual partners.
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    Image of Brian Danison Brian Danison
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    i guess its a-roid now
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    02/07/09

    @Brian Danison: Sit the next few plays out.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    02/07/09

    @Chad Sexington: Oh wait, I just made a hackneyed Anchorman reference. I shall sit as well.
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    Image of OhTheHugeManatee OhTheHugeManatee
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    Thanks for bringing up Canseco again.


    It took me a year and a half to get the image of him in that see-through black shirt from that frequently-published photo.


    Stupid sexy Canseco...

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    Image of I Live to Frolf I Live to Frolf
    02/07/09

    @OhTheHugeManatee: Looks like he's wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/07/09

    @Space Monkey Mafia: But even at his most 'Roid-ripped, Canseco still didn't look as great as Flanders with his shirt off. Dude is STACKED!
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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    02/07/09

    @OhTheHugeManatee: Well, what did you expect, after rescuing a piano from a burning building?
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    Image of B B
    02/07/09

    @OokieDookie: The original draft of that episode had Canseco sleeping with Mrs. Krabappel, but he didn't think it was good for his image.
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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    02/07/09

    @B: So you've watched the commentary to the Season 3 DVDs of the Simpsons too?


    No wonder you make me laugh so regularly.

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    02/07/09

    @OokieDookie: Thanks? That's the nicest thing I've been told all day. Kind of sad, actually.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    Can we just rename the Margaret Mitchell effect the Jose Canseco effect?
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    Image of Jayhawk Marley Jayhawk Marley
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    A-Roid?
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/08/09

    @Jayhawk Bongpipe: Ster-Rod?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/07/09

    In reply to SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
    Jose Canseco as the voice of truth and reason. The world is truly fucked up.
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