Manchester City's Aleks Kolarov Grumbles The Least Enthusiastic "Jingle…

Manchester City is doing an online "Advent Calendar" for December, featuring a different player in a daily holiday video. Sunday's video featured defender Aleks Kolarov singing "Jingle Bells." OK, maybe calling it "singing" is a bit generous. After watching this, you'll be infected by whatever the opposite of… » 12/04/12 12:25pm 12/04/12 12:25pm

Only A Soccer Match Could Send Noel Gallagher Through Such A Roller…

Few fans of Manchester City are more fervent than of Noel Gallagher, formerly of Oasis. Unfortunately, he couldn't be in the UK when Man City made its incredible injury-time comeback against Queens Park Rangers to clinch its first Premier League title in 44 years. But a camera crew was there when a bar owner in… » 9/11/12 9:45pm 9/11/12 9:45pm

Man City Accidentally Put In Bid For Lionel Messi Literally Because Of…

According to former Manchester City chief executive, Gary Cook, the offer was made in 2008 while the club was in the process of being purchased by Sheikh Mansour. Cook copped to the mistake in the directly-named book "The Manchester City Years." » 8/19/12 5:00pm 8/19/12 5:00pm

Carlos Tevez Happily Wields "R.I.P. Fergie" Sign At Man City's Parade

After a miracle at Etihad, two goals in stoppage time, gave City its first title since 1968, the team today celebrated with a parade. The trophy was carried through the streets of Manchester on an open-top bus, attended by delirious fans and at least one jubilant forward who does not forgive or forget. » 5/14/12 3:45pm 5/14/12 3:45pm

A Perfectly Zany Rebuttal To The Argument That Mario Balotelli Should…

After lovable wingnut Mario Balotelli broke team curfew to visit a strip club in Liverpool last weekend, Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini proposed a cure for his young striker's antics: marriage. » 3/09/12 2:45pm 3/09/12 2:45pm

Mario Balotelli Hangs Out With Strippers, Scores The Next Day, May Be…

Just a routine weekend in Liverpool, really. On Saturday, Balotelli scored his 14th goal of the season for Manchester City as they went on to beat the Bolton Wanderers 2-0. But it was his Friday night stripper sighting that concerns us—and may cost him. Balotelli was reportedly spotted leaving a Liverpool "lap… » 3/04/12 2:59pm 3/04/12 2:59pm

Aaron Rodgers Is A Miserable Bandwagoner

Hey, it's Aaron Rodgers wearing a Man City jersey! Wow, it's awesome to find a longtime fan of the Blues in the NFL, and in Wisconsin of all places. Aaron, I totally love your respect for one of the more under-supported Premier League clubs, and I know you're a real devoted fan, not just some poser in a United or… » 12/14/11 1:30pm 12/14/11 1:30pm

Mario Balotelli: Still A Delightful Train Wreck

There exists a 43-slide slidehow entitled "The Complete History of Mario Balotelli's Shenanigans." Familiarize yourself if you need to. The man is a magnet for madness, but he has more of a childlike innocence than a malicious streak. He does what he does because he just doesn't conceive of doing it any other way. » 12/12/11 4:30pm 12/12/11 4:30pm

Tevez Grabs A Hat-Trick As Expected!

Those who followed The Spoiler's advice by having a little Monday night flutter on the Tevez scoring slippers — you're welcome. Go and treat yourself. Above are the all the goals! » 3/30/10 5:35pm 3/30/10 5:35pm