Man City Learned From Barcelona, But Can The Student Kill The Master?

We've finally arrived on the day of the Champions League's return, just a short time away from one of the most intriguing round of 16 matchups in recent memory: Barcelona vs. Manchester City. » 2/18/14 11:41am 2/18/14 11:41am

Alvaro Negredo's Goal Won Man City The Biggest Game Of The Season

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Whenever you have, coming into today's games, six teams within six points of the league leaders, nearly every week will bring a matchup that seems like the Game of the Season. But while many of those earlier competitions ended up being cagey affairs with both sides playing to avoid defeat, today's Manchester City vs.… » 12/26/13 4:55pm 12/26/13 4:55pm

Manchester City Are England's Best Team. So What's Their Problem?

Tottenham visited Manchester City yesterday in a hugely anticipated match. City have been unreal at home this season, and most teams go into Etihad Stadium playing defensively, hoping for a draw. Spurs instead decided to meet City head on, and played an attacking, free-flowing style. After 12 seconds, Spurs were down a … » 11/25/13 5:04pm 11/25/13 5:04pm

FC Bayern Fillet City: How The World's Best Team Is Getting Better

Yesterday, defending Champions League winners FC Bayern took on England's Manchester City in the most fascinating matchup of the tournament so far. The German side proved themselves the world's best by traipsing through the tournament last year, and only improved in the offseason. They brought on Pep Guardiola,…

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Man United Fan Marries Into City Family, Trolls Them With Great Toast

This groom is giving what appears to be (and actually might be, in the end) a very heartfelt toast about an important person in his life that is "no longer with us." When he asks his new family—who are apparently all Manchester City supporters—to stand and toast this influential person, he pulls the rug right out from… » 9/23/13 8:35pm 9/23/13 8:35pm

No One Has Any Idea What Is Going On In The Premier League

European leagues were on hiatus during the international break for World Cup qualifiers, and so today was the first chance we all got to see the new Premier League since the close of the record-breaking transfer window that saw an ungodly amount of money and men move in, out, and around England. It was our first… » 9/14/13 5:02pm 9/14/13 5:02pm

Your Team Is Probably Going To Fail: The 2013-14 Premier League

Fuck yeah, man. The Premier League's back tomorrow. This is super duper great, because although various leagues like the German Bundesliga and France's Ligue 1 have already kicked off, ain't nothing like the Premier League. While other leagues annually boast only two or three top sides and naught but chum below, there… » 8/16/13 4:20pm 8/16/13 4:20pm

Ben Watson's Added-Time Header Delivered Doomed Wigan The FA Cup

Wigan entered today's FA Cup final as 17-2 underdogs, and are facing a major uphill battle to stay in the Premiership. That Ben Watson—a late substitution who broke his leg early this season—scored the winning goal for the Latics makes today's story that much more improbable. » 5/11/13 2:28pm 5/11/13 2:28pm

Demba Ba's Side-Volley Against Manchester City Is One Of The Best You'll …

In the second half of today's FA Cup semifinal match, Chelsea found themselves 2-0 down against Manchester City, and looked to be headed out of the tournament. Chelsea striker Demba Ba chased down a long pass over the top, and looked to be in on goal until the ball bounced off his left leg. Ba then turned 180 degrees… » 4/14/13 12:54pm 4/14/13 12:54pm

Carlos Tevez, Banned From Driving For Speeding In His Hummer, Was…

Manchester City star and Argentina international Carlos Tevez was arrested for "driving while disqualified," which is British for driving with a suspended license. In January, Tevez was banned from driving for six months, a punishment for two speeding incidents in his Hummer last year. Last night, he was pulled over in a … » 3/08/13 3:35pm 3/08/13 3:35pm

Soccer Player Who "Went For A Shit" Pretends To Wipe His Ass In Goal…

Back on January 21 against Everton, Southampton midfielder Jason Puncheon left the pitch for a brief moment and returned to a chorus of "He went for a shit" chants. Everyone laughed and had a good time at his expense. Yesterday, Puncheon scored against Man City in the seventh minute and returned the favor. Southampton… » 2/10/13 1:15pm 2/10/13 1:15pm

Manchester City's Aleks Kolarov Grumbles The Least Enthusiastic "Jingle…

Manchester City is doing an online "Advent Calendar" for December, featuring a different player in a daily holiday video. Sunday's video featured defender Aleks Kolarov singing "Jingle Bells." OK, maybe calling it "singing" is a bit generous. After watching this, you'll be infected by whatever the opposite of holiday cheer… » 12/04/12 12:25pm 12/04/12 12:25pm