Wayne Rooney Curses And The World Heaves

Shrek got angry after scoring a hat trick against West Ham last Saturday and spat a few acrid words into the camera. Now Shrek will lose 250,000 squid and miss an FA Cup semifinal because some asinine arbiters of morality in sports have decided there's no cursing on the pitch. » 4/08/11 2:40pm 4/08/11 2:40pm