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New York, 1:08 AM
Tue Dec 1
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09/12/09
As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
09/11/09
That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
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07/31/09
Finally something I can agree with Schilling about. Do you know how hard it is to control those little fuckers after your friend thinks it'll be funny to put a little HGH in their Capri-Sun?
07/31/09
-Excerpted from My Dreams
07/31/09
-Gary Thorne
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07/31/09
"Exhibit A"
-Curt Schilling
07/31/09
-Curt Schilling's World of Warcraft guild leader