I heard Manny was excited about the shower because he bought a "magic" bar of Irish Spring from the Dodger bat boy for the bargain price of $75,000. #mannyramirez
I still think this cunt and her lawyer are only ratcheting everything up during the season so Ben will fold and pay the settlement.
As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
David Ortiz being on the juice makes it harder for Schilling to raise his kids
Finally something I can agree with Schilling about. Do you know how hard it is to control those little fuckers after your friend thinks it'll be funny to put a little HGH in their Capri-Sun?
"I mean, when our lousy, sneering Secretary of Defense, was asked about the murder and looting in Baghdad responded, "Stuff happens." And he was right! So, what have we learned? Not much except you can only trust Jay Feely and Glenn Beck."
As a sports journalist with no talent, I am forced to agree with that. If, for example, a heroic baseball pitcher were suddenly outed as a cheater that post would write itself and I would rich.
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As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
09/11/09
That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
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07/31/09
Finally something I can agree with Schilling about. Do you know how hard it is to control those little fuckers after your friend thinks it'll be funny to put a little HGH in their Capri-Sun?
07/31/09
-Excerpted from My Dreams
07/31/09
-Gary Thorne
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"Exhibit A"
-Curt Schilling
07/31/09
-Curt Schilling's World of Warcraft guild leader