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    Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension

    Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile

    Manny Ramirez Releases His Statement On Suspension

    Manny Ramirez Fails Performance-Enhancing Drug Test
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    Image of metroville metroville
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    Somewhere in East LA, in a large garage full of lowered Civics, and jacked up Silverados, the owner of M. Ramirez Suspension loosens a bolt, unaware of the marketing bonanza he's missing.
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    05/07/09

    @David Hume: +1
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    That Simmons article is pretty awful.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/07/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: agreed. From stealing my bit about Manny being a hitting savant to having it both ways, I struggled just to finish it- and it's one of his shorter pieces. Although I imagine his dad pretty much sounds like that.


    I hope his 6 year old kid reads that column a few years from now and gives him a kick in the shins.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    Nobody believed me when I said I could grow a goatee too!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    I believe in Ken Tremendous.


    I believe in Ken Tremendous.


    I believe in Ken Tremendous.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    So basically LA, he's not going anywhere.
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    Image of Wilson Chandlerstick Maker Wilson Chandlerstick Maker
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    On a whiny, loud network, Plaschke whines the loudest.


    In a city full of blowhards, Plaschke blows the hardest.


    In a league where ignoring Plaschke is an egregious sin, the Dodgers sinned the most egregiously.


    To make a point twice, Plaschke will twice make his point.

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    05/07/09

    @Wilson Chandlerstick Maker: +1
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    Bill Plaschke has the journalistic intuition of Woodward and Bernstein and the speaking manner of a drunk stroke victim.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    How did he do an interview about what happened today during the bottom of the 2nd inning of yesterday's game?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension
    "We once had a bachelor party for Bill Plaschke. He ate the entire cake...before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!"
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud:"Did I ever tell you about the time Plaschke took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Plaschke takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half-until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Plaschke yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em'"
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    05/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    "His first name is Bill!"

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    05/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: SCHWING!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/07/09

    In reply to Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile
    Wait, are we still talking about the guy from Medford? What the fuck? I'm so confused.
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile
    10 bucks says Manny will still show up for work tonight.
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    Image of Ichiro Death Glare Ichiro Death Glare
    05/07/09

    In reply to Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile
    Fun Fact: Manny would have tested positive on a home pregnancy test.


    Discuss.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/07/09

    @Ichiro Death Glare: He would have demanded to be put on the 60-day disabled list.
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    Image of Mr. Randy Watson Mr. Randy Watson
    05/07/09

    In reply to Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile
    In Manny's defense, his wife wakes up with a Quaalude and she won't fuck him because she's in a coma. Her womb is so polluted, he can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/07/09

    @Mr. Randy Watson: +1
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/07/09

    In reply to Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile
    Manny being...Tranny?
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