Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like HCG. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of HCG until your tears smell enough like HCG to make your slugger come back, or you can go out there and find your slugger!
Look, I'm confused by Manny's long flowing locks. Just come out of the closet already. I'm an Americans -- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
The 'Topes average nearly 7,000 fans per game, but a team official said yesterday that Johnny Lunchpails and Suzy Housecoats had already yoinked up 11,000 extra tickets in two days.
Well clearly, they wanna see Manny sock some dingers.
@MattinglysSideburns: When the mental hospital down the road brings the Sammy Straitjackets out to the game for a field trip, attendance can reach insane levels.
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Well clearly, they wanna see Manny sock some dingers.
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This is what it sounds like when bloggers cry
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No, they lost.
Ha ha ha ha. Losers.
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