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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/07/09

    In reply to Jerry Johncock Jury-rigs Johnson While Jogging
    Hmm this reminds me of that one time Kim Clijsters had to take an extended injury time-out.
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    Image of Tiny Iota Tiny Iota
    10/07/09

    In reply to Jerry Johncock Jury-rigs Johnson While Jogging
    Oh sure, bring a catheter to a marathon and you're a hero. But bring a speculum to the women's gymnastics competition and you're arrested.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/07/09

    In reply to Jerry Johncock Jury-rigs Johnson While Jogging
    Like Michael Johnson, he runs wearing golden shoes.

    Unlike Michael Johnson, they weren't gold when he started.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    As long as it is a marathon story that doesn't involve diarrhea spewing out of am exhausted runner's bleeding nipples, I am happy.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    N.W.A. ran for 100 miles and ARE STILL RUNNING. Weak.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    If he took a wrong turn and wound up in the middle of Durham, I can see why he'd continue running.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    I sincerely hope he had one of those douchebag "bandit catchers" chasing after him for a full hour.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    At least Geoffrey the Butler can finally relinquish the title, "Shame of a Nation."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    Want to guess what country he was born in?


    Iran?

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/07/08

    @Weed Against Speed: And Iran, Iran so far away...is your home, but in my heart you'll stay...
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/07/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I was thinking Brunei.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    Pussy didnt even have any wildlife hanging off of him.
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    Image of Steve518 Steve518
    11/07/08

    In reply to Marathon Runners Have Trouble Following Directions
    Want to guess what country he was born in?


    Africa!


    - Palin

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/07/08

    @Steve518: Beat me to it. +1.
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