Cutting Down Nets Is Stupid

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering Easter, third parties, saunas, pencils, and more. » 3/31/15 4:16pm Today 4:16pm

Aaron Rodgers Shuts Down Manbaby Reporter

Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Olivia Munn, were sitting courtside at Wisconsin's Elite 8 victory over Arizona on Saturday, and because Rodgers is basically royalty in the state of Wisconsin, they got to go onto the court and join the postgame festivities. CBS Sports' Dennis Dodd did not think this was cool, and he… » 3/30/15 10:01am Yesterday 10:01am

Duke Beats Gonzaga, And The Final Four Is Set

Kentucky Keeps Perfect Season Alive In Worst Way Possible

Despite trailing Notre Dame numerous times in the second half, Kentucky overcame a below-average offensive night and a stunning performance from Irish forward Zach Auguste to advance to the Final Four and improve their record to 38-0 thanks to two free throws by Andrew Harrison with six seconds remaining, shots that… » 3/28/15 11:07pm Saturday 11:07pm

We Need To Talk About How We Talk About John Calipari

Wisconsin's Nigel Hayes Caught By Hot Mic, Nearly Dies Of Embarrassment

Nigel Hayes has already endeared himself to the world through his adorable obsession with the NCAA tournament stenographer. Now well-versed in the ways of stenography, Hayes spent part of yesterday's press conference learning a valuable lesson about hot mics. » 3/26/15 10:06am Thursday 10:06am

Villanova Piccolo Player Appears On Fallon, Plays With The Roots

It's been a whirlwind weekend for crying Villanova piccolo player Roxanne Chalifoux, but her international stardom led to a few perks tonight as the emotion-stricken Pittsburgh-area native appeared on The Tonight Show—taking home some swag (including Taylor Swift tickets, which almost made her cry again) and sitting… » 3/23/15 11:58pm 3/23/15 11:58pm

Bob Huggins's Daughters Call Dez Wells A Rapist

Maryland guard Dez Wells was kicked off the Xavier men's basketball team in 2012 after being accused of sexual assault. An Ohio grand jury ultimately decided not to bring charges against Wells, and he later settled a lawsuit filed against Xavier. It's something he still hears about from opposing fans, and while his… » 3/23/15 9:19am 3/23/15 9:19am

Crying Villanova Piccolo Player, Now With Musical Accompaniment

Challenge: Remain Emotionless While Watching This Ron Hunter Clip

Georgia State coach Ron Hunter wasn't able to lead his team past Xavier tonight, but he won't be quickly forgotten. Nor will his weepy opening statement in the postgame presser, which we challenge you to watch without becoming emotional yourself. » 3/21/15 8:46pm 3/21/15 8:46pm

Verne Lundquist Absolutely Delighted By Rejection-Turned-Assist

Cincinnati's going to lose to Kentucky, but they'll always have the moment Troy Caupain played tip-drill after a Wildcats block and managed to find the basket. If you listen closely, you can hear the tears of joy trickle down a delighted Verne Lundquist's face. » 3/21/15 4:57pm 3/21/15 4:57pm