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best of 2008
The Year In ... Substance Abuse
It's the final day of our end-of-year retrospectives, as Charles Barkley gets in just under the wire with his arrest on suspicion of DUI. Today: Substance abuse! More »
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Comment by MattinglysSideburns: It's easy to rip on Travis Henry, but from his perspective he Kundun no wrong. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Marcus Vick Eager To Take Spotlight Back From His Brother
Has it really been a year-and-a-half since a Marcus Vick update? That can't be right! Anyway, our friend "New" Mexico has found himself in some trouble this morning: He was arrested and charged with a DUI. More »
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By Will LeitchComment by metalmaniac: @Frank Beamers Goiter: DeShazo was a choirboy compared to these guys. Love the nickname, btw... /full disclosure- UVA fan. more » | Other threads
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New Mexico's Quest For Newer, More Fertile Land
You know, we're starting to think that perhaps the Mexico family has some issues. More »
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By LeitchComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Settle this for me: DVDA means "double vaginal, double anal", no? That would mean two phalli in the vagina, two other... more » | Other threads
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Marcus "New Mexico" Vick
We can't take credit for the beauty that is Ron Mexico, because it came before our time, so we can only have fun with the next best thing: His little brother Marcus, who has the most fun you can possibly have without actually having herpes. More » -
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Jeff George Was Fun While He Lasted
It might be the most talented class of roster cutdowns in NFL history. Charlie Rogers, Najeh Davenport, Ron Dayne, Lee Suggs, Marcus Vick, and quite sadly, Jeff George, were all released yesterday as NFL teams had to get down to the 53-man roster limit. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by TattooedMess(iah): Very nice, Pinata. Also, Dolphins just signed Suggs to the 53 man roster and Marcus Vick to the practice squad.... more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
Cultural Oddsmaker: Death Becomes Them
A.J. Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Send him all kinds of fan mail.
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By LeitchComment by Arn Ziffel: JJ Redick in a horrible accident involving a tainted batch of Mike's hard lemonade. "Cold, hard, dead." more » | Other threads
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Dolphins Not Liable For Future Damages, So You Know
We don't mean to imply that the Miami Dolphins are covering their tailfeathers a bit with Marcus "New Mexico" Vick, whom they just signed to a free agent contract, but here's what was included in the official press release about the signing.
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By LeitchComment by BeverageDude: It is a "Win-Win" for the dolphins. Either he can help them win or if he can't, they just wait... more » | Other threads
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New Mexico To Peddle His Wares Somewhere Outside NFL
In a collective shrug that probably surprised Marcus "New Mexico" Vick and no one else, the Virginia Tech quarterback/gun-brandishing Happy Meal-orderer went undrafted in seven rounds yesterday. Some say it might have been his lack of arm strength, some say it might have been a lack of experience and some say it might have been, you know, his tendencies to shove guns in the faces of teenagers. Could be that. More »
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By LeitchComment by Steve Dave: I read something to the effect of Vick saying that the Tom Brady/Payton Manning style QB will quickly fade away... more » | Other threads
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nfl draft
Before Mel Kiper Is Hermetically Sealed And Put Back In The Freezer...
Some notable selections in the later rounds of the NFL Draft... More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by Jen P: My favorite draftees this year: Paul and Pat McQuistan. Who knew that two huge redheaded Oregon farmboys who played for... more » | Other threads
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New Mexico's Woes Continue
Bad Jocks has been all over this story, and they've got their confirmation from the NFL Draft Almanac: Apparently Marcus "New Mexico" Vick scored a lowly 11 on his Wonderlic test at the NFL combine last month. That's slightly better than Vince Young's badly graded score, but somehow still lower than his actual score. To quote a scout: "[The scores] indicate that either [Vick and Young are] functionally illiterate, mentally handicapped, or simply didn't care enough to take the test seriously." More » -
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Dunk Face: New Mexico
The gauntlet has been thrown down. It didn't take long for the rash of New Mexico Dunk Face submissions. (Three in one hour, actually.) So, here he is in all his glowering, heat-packing glory. Surprisingly, this dunk face is very similar to Terence Stansbury's. More » -
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Virginia Cartoonist Can Predict Your Future
From the Life Immitates Art Department of the Fredricksburg Free Lance-Star: More »
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By LeitchComment by goathair_3: How could you not mention that the player in the cartoon wears #5? more » | Other threads
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What Could Be The Greatest Sports Story Ever
The man you see in this picture is Kevin Rogers. A football lifer, he is most famous for being Donovan McNabb's quarterback coach at Syracuse. He and his wife Betty are the parents of three. Earlier today, Rogers was hired by new coach Brad Childress to become the quarterbacks coach for the Minnesota Vikings. For the last four years, Rogers was the quarterbacks coach at Virginia Tech. More » -
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New Mexico Packs Some Serious Heat
We've received a lot of amusing PhotoShop montages involving former Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus "New Mexico" Vick, but, for some reason, we think this is our favorite one. More » -
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Poll Results: Super-Size New Mexico!
You have spoken, dear readers, and it's perhaps little surprise that you'd be most afraid to run into Marcus "New Mexico" Vick at your local McDonald's. You know what's cool, though? He has a THUG LIFE tattoo across his McRib. More » -
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Poll: Whom Do You Least Want To Run Into At McDonald's?
We still haven't quite come to terms with the bat-shit crazy weirdness of Marcus "New Mexico" Vick whipping out a gun at McDonald's the day after he declared for the NFL Draft, but it did get us to thinking: We haven't been to McDonald's for a long, long time. At first, we thought it was because we're older now and have more refined taste in cuisine (like, say, Wendy's). But we realize now that's not it; we're actually scared. You never know whose path you'll cross at a McDonald's. More » -
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New Mexico's Teenage Tough Love
Well, it's almost noon, and hey: Marcus "New Mexico" Vick hasn't gotten arrested yet today. Good for him! More »
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By LeitchComment by DontBeACockBlock: http://www.bustedtee they should have one that says... New Mexico...Cleaner than Ron Mexico... more » | Other threads
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New Mexico's Busy Fortnight
Apparently, Marcus "New Mexico" Vick thinks he's a rock star ... or Phil Spector. More » -
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Marcus Vick Experience Shut Down For Safety Reasons
I share the view held by the Wizard of Odds that former Virginia Tech QB Marcus Vick's lack of remorse, or even any kind of acknowledgement of wrongdoing, is a little troubling. "It's not a big deal," he says. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by Tiger-Cat Fan: I have to agree with you guys that Kevin Eakin is an awesome QB...but he's taken! The Hamilton Tiger-Cats of the... more » | Other threads
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college football
Mexico Family Causing All Kinds Of Trouble
Much sturm und drang today concerning Little Mexico, Marcus Vick's, pretty blatant dick move during the Gator Bowl yesterday, pounding the left knee of Louisville's Elvis Dumervil. (You can see the video here.) More »
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