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    Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!

    In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars

    It's Still Gotta Be The Shoes

    Michael Jordan's Son Leads Team to Illinois High School State Championship
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "I'd give my left hand to be in college and married to Brooklyn Decker." #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Of course you would. Your left hand becomes a vestigial structure at that point. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    He would have gone to Duke, but he kept hitting his face on the floor when it was time to signal tenacious defense. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    Kevin Laue overcame a lot of big challenges: Making the basketball team, eating corn on the cob, and unhooking a bra. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "Okay Wilbon, who am I?"

    "Tony, you are Cole Aldrich. How many Kansas football players are your teammates going to assault this season?" #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    @Kid Canada: I'm sorry, you'll need to rephrase that in the form of a Carleton Ravens/CIS joke. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I'll take my slow and stiff four-year seniors, thank you.

    Silly Dash. Has Anna Nicole Smith taught you nothing? Don't you mean eighty-four-year seniors? Four-year olds don't have nearly enough money. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I like that picture. That's a good picture. #isiahthomas
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    So, taking a gamble and losing huge sums of money is... genetic? #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    Most of us probably called up mom and dad at some point in college and asked for a little help, maybe in the hundreds of dollars. Marcus however, gets to call dad and ask for three million. And while there was probably some haggling for us to get a hundred fifty dollars, Michael probably just said, three million? Sure man, whatever.
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    Not petulance. Business. There's no room for emotion or the like in a multi-million dollar business relationship.

    But children are funny people. Children of privilege, even moreso. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    Still going with the old "Glasses Make You Look Smart!" approach, eh Marcus? #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @ArkansasFred: We would have also accepted "I'm pretty sure that guy sold me my first Les Savy Fav record." #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    Marcus went 0-for-3 in 23 minutes

    If UCF really wanted a shooter, they should have offered a the scolarship to Mr. Marcus. He can shoot way more than three times in 23 minutes. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    The freeze-out worked. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    I can totally understand the pressure Jordan must be under to have to live in his father's shadow. My father is REO Speedwagon frontman Kevin Cronin. I currently work at a Cold Stone Creamery and when I sing Can't Fight This Feeling to someone on their birthday, I can feel their cold stares of disapproval. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    I don't blame him for wearing Nikes. I mean, UCF really pulled a bait and switch on him by voiding its contract with Nike and signing with Adidas after he was already committed to UCF.

    What? Adidas was UCF's exclusive athletic apparel provider before Marcus committed? And Marcus was aware of that fact when he committed?

    In that case, unless Daddy is going to pony up the cash lost from the Adidas deal, fuck you very much Marcus.

    /not a UCF alum or supporter - Just think Marcus Jordan is acting like an entitled prick. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @MopUpReliever: You're really worked up about this, huh? #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't seen someone this pissed off since Russell Hitchcock went ballistic after "Thriller" came on while he was banging his rider-mandated virgin backstage at Melbourne 1983. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot: Wow, you have a lot going on there. Nicely done. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I've found that Deadspin commenting works best if I treat it like sewing a quilt. A quilt filled with depravity. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot: My inspiration is the feeling I get while watching Emeril Live!. When I think of his net worth and feel the murderous rage growing in me, I make a dick joke. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Much like RuPaul, it's the fact that my dick is the center of so many jokes that fuels me. #marcusjordan
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    11/05/09

    In reply to In Exhibition Game, Marcus Jordan Scores One Point, Costs School Several Million Dollars
    St. Leo is actually the patron saint of living in shadows. #marcusjordan
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