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    ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    20 page feature on beautiful blonde Russians... could basically be a style-off between her and Anna.


    First page could be dressed for winter in serveal layers and a fur coat, second page a little less warmly dressed, third page... around the tenth page just thong bikinis, 12-20 pages would be each featuring just one article of clothing/accessory. 20th page would be who can wear a diamond watch the best while naked.


    /Thought about this waaaaay too much
    //Heavily enjoyed it, though

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    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    She can edit this chief.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    Minnie Mouse t-shirts and fur coats = high fashion?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    put to use her interest in style


    And, as shown in commercials, her interest in doggies.


    Gotta be some way to combine doggies and style. Think, man, think.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/24/08

    @David Hume: No need to thank me.


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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/24/08

    @Weed Against Speed: So, that's what you get when you google image search "doggie style"?

    Cool, thanks for saving me the trouble.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    Better than Billie Jean King's idea: 20 pages on how her Hi-Tec hiking boots are too cumbersome for her Rav-4's accelerator.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/24/08

    @ArkansasFred: Or Amélie Mauresmo's 10 Tips for Effective Body Waxing.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    "If Maria Sharapova were my boss for a day, how could she make the magazine better?"


    Don't fall for it. I got fired for answering the exact same question: Well, she's probably not as big of an asshole as the last guy, so that' a start.

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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    And then send me what you come up with.


    I can't send it via e-mail.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    Three words:


    Ass to ass.

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    Image of The Scott Mitchell Report The Scott Mitchell Report
    11/24/08

    @twoeightnine: Jennifer Connelly does not care for this idea.
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    11/24/08

    @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: Except if heroin is involved.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    This idea must have come from the same genius who decided to shrink the size of my Rolling Stone.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    Ideally, some of you have ideas that put to use her interest in style and applies it to our pages.


    Yes, but they all end with the pages stuck together.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/24/08

    @Gourmet Spud: I only subscribe to ESPN: The Magazine for the articles.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    Three words: Don Cherry centerfold.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/24/08

    In reply to ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover
    There are no stupid ideas.


    Famous last words.

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