Even President Obama Knows That Everyone Hates Mario Chalmers

You laugh, but there's a strong possibility that Mario really was about to get screamed at for standing in the wrong place or something. » 1/14/14 6:05pm 1/14/14 6:05pm

LeBron Wanted To Kill Mario Chalmers Again

I get it. Sometimes we all want to yell at Mario Chalmers. He's the annoying little brother who means well, but doesn't think and often makes things worse. He's eminently shoveable. Little kids practice endless jumpers in their driveways, dreaming that someday they'll make the NBA and be able to push Chalmers around a… » 12/19/13 9:09am 12/19/13 9:09am

Chris Bosh Gets No Respect In The Russian Nesting Doll Game

According to the Reddit user who spotted these nesting dolls while visiting Russia, Bosh's doll was the smallest one in the set, coming in behind both Ray Allen and Mario Chalmers. That's some cold shit, Russia. » 7/30/13 2:20pm 7/30/13 2:20pm

LeBron James Makes His Teammates Do Pushups

Perhaps Mario Chalmers and Ray Allen thought LeBron was joking when he told them they would be doing pushups if they lost a shooting competition to him. He was not joking. LeBron's drill-sergeant cadence could use a little work, though. There's not nearly enough spittle flying here. » 4/23/13 12:36pm 4/23/13 12:36pm

Mario Chalmers Just Found Out That He Has A 20-Month Old Daughter Named…

Congratulations to the Heat guard. If money's tight, he can always cut the $2000 he spends monthly on the most unnecessary bodyguard in the world. [Miami New Times] » 1/20/12 6:50pm 1/20/12 6:50pm

Let's Not Jump To Conclusions About Chalmers And Arthur

Yesterday's news about former Jayhawk heroes Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur allegedly getting caught with "marijuana and women" » 9/04/08 9:30am 9/04/08 9:30am at NBA rookie transition program has put their current teams in a bind (Chalmers was supposed to compete for the Heat's starting point guard job) and their former head coach, Bill Self, in…

Your NCAA Champion Kansas Jayhawks

You have to admire a national championship game in which most of the final possessions late in regulation are fast breaks. In a relentlessly entertaining national championship game, the Kansas Jayhawks win their first national championship in 20 years. Bill Self gets his title, and Mario Chalmers secures his place in… » 4/07/08 11:50pm 4/07/08 11:50pm