Marisa Miller Plus Ryan Braun Equals A Whole Lot Of Ball Jokes

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:00:23 EDT

I like to imagine a scenario in which Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun is sitting in a conference room with his agent and a representative from the Remington razor corporation. An opportunity has been presented to the charismatic young slugger, but he is hesitant. "Remember," the Draper-esque shaving executive says, as he leans in and puts a reassuring hand on Braun's forearm. "The key word is 'tasteful.'"

Fast forward a month or so and one of Major League Baseball's most promising stars is playing grab ass with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and cracking jokes about shaving your balls. The agent got 10%.

• Marisa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad, Looks Attractive Doing It [The Angry T]

The Cubs Are Enjoying Their Solid Start

Leitch — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:01:15 EDT

The Chicago Cubs have the second best record in baseball, are a half game up in first place in the National League Central and already are starting to gather those "they're gonna do it this time" mumbles around baseball. (How cute!) But allowing them to hang out in the dugout with Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover lady Marisa Miller — after she threw out the first pitch over the weekend — is tempting fate.

But hey. Kerry Wood. Watch that hand, buddy. And yeah: Take THAT, Prior.

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Marisa Miller Plus Ryan Braun Equals A Whole Lot Of Ball Jokes

The Cubs Are Enjoying Their Solid Start