1. Who the fuck makes banana pudding for a complete stranger, even a famous one?2. Who would eat "banana pudding" presented to them by a strange girl accosting them in a parking lot?3. If some random coed came up to me at night in a parking lot offering me some "banana pudding" I would be facing sexual assault charges.
Before we start judging her blog entry, we should realize that she probably never went to college. A quick read of her bio will likely confirm this suspicion, so... wait, hold on...
Who am I: I am a lion tamer… No, really I am a Rocket Scientist!
I gave her a disgusted look and said: "why would they want to talk to him!" "I wouldn’t talk to him if my life depended on it!" I didn’t say much more I wanted to enjoy my night; I am pretty laid-back, non-judgmental . . .
"I'll get killed for saying this ... but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.
@We Are All Lance Uppercut: Read the quote from Tommy again. As constructed, the last clause reads as Cuban making a declarative statement that steroids are not unhealthy. Not exactly what he's saying. #markcuban
@ClintonPortishead: Ah. In fairness, that last sentence contains two conditional clauses and no main clause, so the whole thing came pre-butchered. #markcuban
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Who am I: I am a lion tamer… No, really I am a Rocket Scientist!
Damn...
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Yes. Very non-judgmental, indeed.
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What? Did he claim that the ESPN employee he banged was good-looking? #markcuban
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"I'll get killed for saying this ... but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.
So what's been butchered? #markcuban
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1. I am NOT a lawyer.
2. I will not try to have sex with you.
3. I know when to leave.
See, New Jersey, he's not so bad. He just wants to hang out with you.
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This certainly beats ONYXIM's offer of a slam and letting the boys be boys.
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