This story was interesting for a couple of hours, but now I wish we could get back to all the things that made me fall in love with sports as a little boy; lawyers, press conferences to deny rape allegations, strip club shootings, peephole video and murder/suicides.
@Stev D: Unfortunately, China's president had to dash home to celebrate Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Had he stayed in Italy at the recent Group of Eight summit, he could have continued the Herculean task of disabusing Barack Obama of his amazingly durable belief, shared by the U.S. Congress, that China -- and India, Brazil, Mexico and other developing nations -- will sacrifice their modernization on the altar of climate change.
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- 99% of the people at Fenway last night
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He was further honored with his very own drinking fountain.
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Vic Colfari got a 75 rating, but what do you expect? He's only a rookie.
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Yeah, bro, you showed us why you're not employed as a writer.
"...but it wasn't until then that any of us noticed the Rays hadn't even had a base runner yet."
Because we were too busy fellating each other in the stands to notice that those guys standing near the bases were always wearing black.
"...because, you know, nobody throws a no-hitter and a perfect game."
Yeah, they usually pick one or the other. Like, say, throwing a perfect game with just one or two hits.
"What happened next was, obviously, pure madness."
Totally crazy, bro.
"Perfect game. Neat."
Double perfect game, no ice. Straight up, no chase. Shaken, not stirred.
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Next time I am getting seats that don't face the scoreboard.
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