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His Lawrence Phillips Jersey Was In The Wash

rickchand — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:00:50 EDT

Among the many wonders of Walt Disney World in Orlando are the Magic Kingdom, Space Mountain, and of course the occasional kid wearing the Mark Chmura jersey. Guess who's not allowed in the hot tub portion of the hotel pool?

Kids Wear The Darnedest Jerseys [Zoner Sports]

The Dysfunctional Family Circus Lives

Leitch — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:15:20 EDT

To wash the taste of The Ladies takeover of Kissing Suzy Kolber yesterday out of their proverbial gullets, the gang at KSK brought one of our favorite (if derivative) gimmicks out of mothballs today: the Family Circus NFL riffs

Our favorite is the one pictured here, which creeps us out in ways we can't even begin to quantify. It's all a riff on the late, great Dysfunctional Family Circus, which ran until Family Circus creator Bill Keane politely asked that his beloved characters not be used as receptacles for bodily fluids. It's still funny, though, almost a decade later, which, in Internet time, is like a millennium.

The Bukkake Continues; Hide The Children [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Dysfunctional Family Circus (Archive)

Perhaps The Job Is To Pay Off Those Legal Fees

Leitch — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:43:51 EST

Everybody remember Mark Chmura? The former Packers tight end, famously popular in Green Bay despite some pretty questionable moral choices, was acquitted of sexual assault and child enticement charges back in 2001 after a teenager accused him of raping her at a post-prom party. Chmura, a guy with a golden image before the trial (he even had considered a career in politics, famously denouncing President Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky fiasco), has been mostly out of the public eye since the trial.

But hey, what more we good for here but to bring people back in the public eye? A reader tips us off that the once-bronzed Packer is now working as a research assistant at The Boyle Law Group in Milwaukee. Chmura is featured on the firm's site, though, perhaps wisely, his biography is listed as "coming soon."

Mark Chmura [Boyle Law Group]
Mark Chmura Case Archive [Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]