Michigan Gets Asses Kicked After Defacing Spartan Stadium With Spike

Can we talk about how weird and stupid this is? This is the Michigan Wolverines football team—awful in every way, from the tactical to the executive to the medical—shoving a spike into the Spartan Stadium turf and celebrating like a bunch of morons just prior to getting their shit kicked in by Michigan State 35-11. » 10/26/14 1:56am 10/26/14 1:56am

Mark Dantonio Wins 100th Rose Bowl, Picks Nose

Michigan State wins the Rose Bowl and Mark Dantonio gets a new contract that makes him one of the "three highest paid coaches in the Big 10"? There are worse days to get caught picking your nose on television. » 1/01/14 8:44pm 1/01/14 8:44pm

Michigan State Head Coach Mark Dantonio Acts Like Michigan's Little…

During a panel discussion on recruiting before the Michigan High School Football Coaches Association, Mark Dantonio stoked the flames of the Michigan-Michigan State rivalry. While Michigan State sent its head coach to the event, Brady Hoke was busy being honored as a finalist for the Bear Bryant Award. Michigan sent… » 1/21/12 12:38pm 1/21/12 12:38pm

God Gave Mark Dantonio A Heart Attack For Beating Notre Dame, Says…

We said it's time to let the MSU/ND game go. Matt Patrick, of a South Bend talk radio station, should probably have read us before he insinuated that God struck Dantonio down for cheating against the Catholics. » 9/21/10 11:00am 9/21/10 11:00am

Weekend Winner: Sparty's Balls (If Not His Vascular System)

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio, who beat Notre Dame on a wonderfully idiotic fake field goal in overtime and then survived a "minor" heart attack. » 9/20/10 12:50pm 9/20/10 12:50pm