Mangino, meanwhile, punished himself for missing weigh-in by eating an entire Kodiak bear, then crawling home using only his panis-rolls to propel himself forward.
As far as the future, I think Coach Mangino will be successful opening up a chain of "Mangino's Italian Family-Style" Eateries and then berating his customer base for any tiny infraction of a set of arbitrary rules which are posted nowhere.
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Slow up now, he hasn't finished digesting his table-saw yet.
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Actually, that kind of makes sense.
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Christ man, you're amateur.
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Meanwhile, Mark Mangino sheds a tear while kicking the shit out of a baby.
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To fix it because it's clearly broken?
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C'mon, it had to be at least 30 degrees cooler in the shade of his FUPA.
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News Flash: Mangino's weight is his fate.
Actually not a news flash. Sorry.
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