Mark Sanchez Kept The Machine Running Smoothly And Then Had Cheesesteaks

This is not a declaration about how Mark Sanchez has revitalized his career in one night, nor of confident belief that the Eagles' playoff hopes are intact. If there's anything to draw from last night's blowout of the Panthers, it's just that Chip Kelly's team still has a chance. That's good enough when your offense… » 11/11/14 10:56am 11/11/14 10:56am

Eagles Lineman Jason Peters Didn't Know Nick Foles Got Hurt

Eagles quarterback Nick Foles exited today's game in the first quarter with a collarbone injury after a tackle by Whitney Mercilus; former Jets hostage Mark Sanchez replaced him. Jason Peters, however, didn't immediately know about the switch, so he was in for a shock when he realized Foles didn't throw that sweet,… » 11/02/14 8:00pm 11/02/14 8:00pm

2013 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: The Buttfumble

The Jets may have finally out-Jets'd themselves on Thanksgiving night last year, when Mark Sanchez ran headlong into Brandon Moore's backside, triggering a fumble that the Patriots' Steve Gregory returned for a touchdown. Sanchez was demoted this season and then got injured. Moore has since retired. But the … » 11/25/13 1:45pm 11/25/13 1:45pm

Mark Sanchez Makes Viral Video Not Involving Butts Or Fumbles

This is distressing. Mark Sanchez has created one of those StarbucksDrakeHands videos. The StarbucksDrakeHands videos are parodies of one dude's attempt at wooing some woman he met at his place of employment, which is Starbucks. There is a Drake song playing. He does something weird with his hands.… » 10/12/13 3:30pm 10/12/13 3:30pm

Mark Sanchez, The Cheerleader: Your Monday Night Football GIF Roundup

New York 30, Atlanta 28: So that was a surprisingly entertaining game. The Jets won on a 44-yard field goal as time expired but this play from Julio Jones is your play of the game. Jones snatched a 46-yard pass with one hand and Cromartie all over him. It came exactly one play after Jones was flagged for offensive… » 10/08/13 1:02am 10/08/13 1:02am

Report: Mark Sanchez Likely To Have Season-Ending Surgery

Well, that'll do Mark. That'll do. Mere days after SportsCenter put to rest what will undoubtedly be in the first line of his obituary, Mark Sanchez's season is done. According to Chris Mortensen, Dr. James Andrews has determined that Sanchez has a "labral tear in his right shoulder." Sanchez still has some time to… » 9/11/13 11:56pm 9/11/13 11:56pm