Michael Bennett​ Thinks Mark Sanchez Is A Fraud

Really spicy burn here from Seahawks DE Michael Bennett, after Seattle smothered the vaunted Philadelphia offense and QB Mark Sanchez to the tune of just 10-of-20 passing for 96 yards. » 12/08/14 4:31pm 12/08/14 4:31pm

Mark Sanchez Redeems Himself; Eagles Rout Cowboys 33-10

As his former team continues to be lost at the quarterback position, Mark Sanchez is having solid second act of his career. Given a new lease on life in Philadelphia, the former fifth overall pick had a winning performance today, as his Eagles stole the NFC East division lead from the Cowboys. » 11/27/14 8:08pm 11/27/14 8:08pm

Your Best Photoshops Of That Wacky Mark Sanchez Photo

Earlier this week we asked you to Photoshop this goofy Getty Images photo of Mark Sanchez. Your contributions were outstanding! Here are some of our favorites. » 11/13/14 2:00pm 11/13/14 2:00pm

Mark Sanchez Kept The Machine Running Smoothly And Then Had Cheesesteaks

This is not a declaration about how Mark Sanchez has revitalized his career in one night, nor of confident belief that the Eagles' playoff hopes are intact. If there's anything to draw from last night's blowout of the Panthers, it's just that Chip Kelly's team still has a chance. That's good enough when your offense… » 11/11/14 10:56am 11/11/14 10:56am

Take This Photo Of Mark Sanchez And Photoshop It

This photo of Mark Sanchez by Elsa popped up on Getty tonight, and we think it's funny. You should Photoshop it! Here's a handy, pre-transparencied .PNG file for you. » 11/10/14 9:14pm 11/10/14 9:14pm

Eagles Lineman Jason Peters Didn't Know Nick Foles Got Hurt

Eagles quarterback Nick Foles exited today's game in the first quarter with a collarbone injury after a tackle by Whitney Mercilus; former Jets hostage Mark Sanchez replaced him. Jason Peters, however, didn't immediately know about the switch, so he was in for a shock when he realized Foles didn't throw that sweet,… » 11/02/14 8:00pm 11/02/14 8:00pm

Report: Mark Sanchez Would Rather Ride The Bench Than Play In St. Louis

With Sam Bradford's season-ending ACL tear, the Rams are presumably in the market for a competent, experienced QB. Like, say, Mark Sanchez. Wait, who's running the Rams offense again? Brian Schottenheimer? » 8/25/14 1:54pm 8/25/14 1:54pm

Jared Odrick Mourns The Loss Of Mark Sanchez In His Life

Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Jared Odrick is taking Mark Sanchez's release from the Jets pretty hard. As divisional rivals, Odrick was guaranteed to see Sanchez (when healthy/not benched) two games a year. Now, who knows? » 3/22/14 6:11pm 3/22/14 6:11pm

Good Night, Sweet Buttfumble

You were never actually as terrible as you were in the worst times, nor as great as in the good ones. You were a Jets quarterback through and through, but now you are gone. Farewell, Mark Sanchez. You will be...remembered. » 3/21/14 7:00pm 3/21/14 7:00pm

Eli Manning Currently As Bad As Mark Sanchez

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2013 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: The Buttfumble

The Jets may have finally out-Jets'd themselves on Thanksgiving night last year, when Mark Sanchez ran headlong into Brandon Moore's backside, triggering a fumble that the Patriots' Steve Gregory returned for a touchdown. Sanchez was demoted this season and then got injured. Moore has since retired. But the … » 11/25/13 1:45pm 11/25/13 1:45pm

Where Were You When The Buttfumble Happened?

For Baby Boomers, today marks the 50th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. But for those of us who don't belong to the generation that ruined America, Nov. 22 holds an even dearer place in our memories. Today is Buttfumble Day. » 11/22/13 2:40pm 11/22/13 2:40pm

Mark Sanchez Makes Viral Video Not Involving Butts Or Fumbles

This is distressing. Mark Sanchez has created one of those StarbucksDrakeHands videos. The StarbucksDrakeHands videos are parodies of one dude's attempt at wooing some woman he met at his place of employment, which is Starbucks. There is a Drake song playing. He does something weird with his hands.… » 10/12/13 3:30pm 10/12/13 3:30pm

Mark Sanchez, The Cheerleader: Your Monday Night Football GIF Roundup

New York 30, Atlanta 28: So that was a surprisingly entertaining game. The Jets won on a 44-yard field goal as time expired but this play from Julio Jones is your play of the game. Jones snatched a 46-yard pass with one hand and Cromartie all over him. It came exactly one play after Jones was flagged for offensive… » 10/08/13 1:02am 10/08/13 1:02am

Report: Mark Sanchez Likely To Have Season-Ending Surgery

Well, that'll do Mark. That'll do. Mere days after SportsCenter put to rest what will undoubtedly be in the first line of his obituary, Mark Sanchez's season is done. According to Chris Mortensen, Dr. James Andrews has determined that Sanchez has a "labral tear in his right shoulder." Sanchez still has some time to… » 9/11/13 11:56pm 9/11/13 11:56pm