An ESPN Blunder Let Viewers Eavesdrop On Hannah Storm And Mark…

It's no secret the Worldwide Leader loves all things Tebow. We didn't expect to find the Jets "quarterback" to be a topic of off-camera discussion by ESPN talent, though, as appears to be the case when a director cut from a live Colin Kaepernick media day presser to Hannah Storm and Mark Schlereth casually… » 1/29/13 12:05pm 1/29/13 12:05pm

Rumor We Wish Were True But Isn't: Mark Schlereth Pisses On Towels In…

Mark Schlereth's nickname is Stink. That's because he used to pee his pants a lot during his NFL days. Let's revisit Anthony Gargano's 2010 book NFL Unplugged: » 9/19/12 1:15pm 9/19/12 1:15pm

People Are Getting Dumber By The Day About The Harbaugh-Schwartz Fight

It must be a slowass week in the NFL, because people are still being idiots about the dustup between Jim Schwartz and Jim Harbaugh. Hey Mark Schlereth, can I count on you for saying something delightfully cliched and stupid? » 10/21/11 1:48pm 10/21/11 1:48pm

CBS Also Passes On Awful Sitcom About Mark Schlereth's Life

CBS revealed its 2011-12 primetime schedule today. We already knew it would lack the wretched Colin Cowherd pilot, but we now know that it doesn't have that god-awful Schlereth show either. » 5/18/11 3:05pm 5/18/11 3:05pm

Mike Greenberg Is Getting A Sitcom; Or, Why TV People Think You're An…

The sitcom will revolve around a cipher of a sports talk show host, who's alternately paired with a boorish former athlete co-host and a long-suffering wife, so essentially Mike Greenberg, because Mike Greenberg has a fascinating life and a lot of TV people think you will be interested in watching a fictionalized… » 5/05/11 2:30pm 5/05/11 2:30pm

Richmond Fought The Good Fight Against Kansas Until The Game Started

Your morning roundup for March 26, when James Corley of Conroe, Texas mulls the misfortune of not stopping after his 15th DUI conviction. Now, he'll have 99 years to practice counting to 1,030. » 3/26/11 9:00am 3/26/11 9:00am

We Have The Surprisingly Cock-Obsessed Pilot For Mark Schlereth's Sitcom

CBS has ordered a pilot for Home Game, a sitcom about Mark Schlereth, ESPN analyst and former Broncos/Redskins guard. Why? It's unclear. » 3/15/11 8:35pm 3/15/11 8:35pm

Mark Schlereth Is Awful And Needs To Be Liquidated

There are baffling success stories in this world. There always have been. But one of the most puzzling ones is how Mark goddamn Schlereth has somehow become the most omnipresent football analyst on ESPN. » 9/25/09 11:50am 9/25/09 11:50am

Why Doesn't Reggie Bush Get Any Respect? (It's Not The Hamsters)

ESPN's big Alaskan sled dog of a football analyst Mark "Stink" Schlereth was summoned to critique the performances after Thursday night's New Orleans Saints/Chicago Bears game. One player who didn't impress him? Reggie Bush. » 12/12/08 1:45pm 12/12/08 1:45pm

NFL Roundup: "I Disagree With Your Decision And Shall Protest Thusly"

• It's funny, because if you remember when Guenther Cunningham actually coached the Chiefs, you'd understand that here, he's just giving his unique signal to go for two.
• It's like the Chargers suddenly remembered that Marty Schottenheimer's their coach.
• Anybody see the new ESPN magazine? (Anybody? Anybody?) In it,… » 12/12/05 9:10am 12/12/05 9:10am