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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible

    What? Did he claim that the ESPN employee he banged was good-looking? #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Does anyone else have a strange desire for a cheeseburger? #markcuban
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    @Drunken_Donuts: I know I'm going to Wendy's today. It's just a question of now or later. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @Drunken_Donuts: Just wait until Gawker introduces "BurgerBlog," a blog written from the perspective of a Double Bacon Cheeseburger. #markcuban
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    I think you've butchered his stance via the incomplete quote there, Tommy. You'll make ESPN in no time. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: From the article:

    "I'll get killed for saying this ... but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.

    So what's been butchered? #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: Read the quote from Tommy again. As constructed, the last clause reads as Cuban making a declarative statement that steroids are not unhealthy. Not exactly what he's saying. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: That's verbatim from the ESPN story. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @Tommy Craggs: My fault. Butchered was too strong. That quote is just not an accurate summary of his point, that's all. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Ah. In fairness, that last sentence contains two conditional clauses and no main clause, so the whole thing came pre-butchered. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: for some reason, the term "pissing in the punchbowl" comes to mind. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That's funny, "holding a grudge" comes to mine. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: You are correct, to a certain extent. I don't like you. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meaniehead! #markcuban
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Oh, look...the pallbearers outfit from the Freddie Mercury funeral. #markcuban
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/21/09

    @Karlifornia: +1. Inspired stuff. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    I heard Cuban is financing a controversial film, directed by Brian DePalma, about teste shrinkage titled Redacted 2: Where My Nuts At? #markcuban
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    1 Million Dead Professional Wrestlers can't be wrong. #markcuban
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    Over the weekend, I sent the "New Jersey" shareholders a counter proposal with my three "Prochorov Promises":

    1. I am NOT a lawyer.
    2. I will not try to have sex with you.
    3. I know when to leave.

    See, New Jersey, he's not so bad. He just wants to hang out with you.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    "ONEKSIM" provides financing for the construction of the new arena in Brooklyn guaranteed by a significant share in the project.

    This certainly beats ONYXIM's offer of a slam and letting the boys be boys.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    Wouldn't it be great if there was a half-finished Chop't salad on his desk?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    I'm waiting for the hilarious Abbotski & Costellov sketch:

    Abbotski: So I vant to take over the Nets do you wish to sell?

    Costellov: Niet

    Abbotski: That's right the Nets

    Costellov: Yes

    Abbotski: So you want to sell them to me then?

    Costellov: Niet

    Abbotski: We're talking about the Nets

    Costellov: Yes

    Abbotski: Comrade, I want to know if you would sell them to me

    Costello: Niet

    /Abbotski tosses up hands in frustration
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/23/09

    @HockeyMountain: Phenomenal.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment AC_Greens_Virginity was starred AC_Greens_Virginity was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/23/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Accept Niet is Dutch... Byet is Russian.

    -1 to me for not knowing Russian. I'll never make a good Bond.
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    Image of MagicJohnsonsT-Cells MagicJohnsonsT-Cells
    09/23/09

    @HockeyMountain: *Except

    -1 for not knowing english. You'll make a great professional athlete.
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    09/23/09

    @MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: wow that's bad, even for me.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    2. Qualitative conditions:

    * Russia would achieve a position of equality among the elites of world basketball.
    * access to all modern technology and training methods with the possibility of using them in Russia.
    * apprenticeships for leading Russian trainers and managers in the NBA.
    * the ability to send our best students to NBA training camps.

    This can all be accomplished in a much simpler way; namely, hijacking Air Force One or taking over NORAD.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    participation in such a complex project undoubtedly is interesting only in the event that NBA technology can be used

    "At long last, the Americans' superiority in playing Who Let The Dogs Out at obnoxiously loud volumes during sporting events will be over. Comrades, Mother Russia shall rise again!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    The are going to love Prokhorov in New Jersey. He knows all the words to "Berserker."
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    Net-Ski?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/23/09

    In reply to Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
    The only question that remains is what would be the best "symbolic price" for someone purchasing the New Jersey Nets?

    A no-show construction job and a case of fake Gucci sunglasses?
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