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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
"hey their number 1 wide receiver didn't even try and we still let them drive down field!"
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Hatey McLife
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
"If you get a jam on him, he'll just ease up."

They picked up this advice from his old prison cellmate. Keep your mouth shut, Bruzer, I got a sharpened toothbrush with your name on it!
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AzureTexan
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
It's sad that the Grinch's bastard son is forced to do wacky-fan dances for food.
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Lets_Go_Strangers
12/14/09

@AzureTexan: Whoville's homeless shelter has a zero tolerance policy on sodomy.
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AzureTexan
12/14/09

@Lets_Go_Strangers: And if you look at his face, you'll realize that even freelance hummers are out of the question.
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ClownBaby
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Eh, I think Philly fans should be given carte blanche on the Green Man thing. Now, if this was a Flames-Canucks game in mid-February and someone's breaking out Green Man, consider my gears grinded.
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lukeoneil47
12/14/09

@ClownBaby: Agreed. A fleeting bit from a show no one watches (million or two viewers is no one, if it is even that much) from one or two episodes doesn't really equate to a world wide smash hit comedy character that had 3 films and a ridiculous wealth of stupid catch phrases. Austin Powers analogy doesn't hold.

And I got a kick out of seeing Green Man on the teevee last night for a second, mostly because no one watching probably had any idea what the story behind it is, and any time I'm reminded of Charlie Day it's a good thing.
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Hit Bull Win Steak
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do.

Judging by my company's experience with them, I'd say it has something to do with over-charging companies for funneling cheap labor over here from India.
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Blast it, Biggs
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
picture from the Ministry of Silly Routes archives.
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Weed Against Speed
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Most people don't know this, but Randy Moss pisses like a dog.
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Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
12/14/09

@Weed Against Speed: you mean he barks?
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ArkansasFred
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Wearing a Green Man disguise to a sporting event is just a cheap, unoriginal ploy to get on television; like making anagrams out of network letters or suffocating an entire bridge club.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
12/14/09

@ArkansasFred: Absolutely. Doesn't this guy know that there are three sure fire methods to get on TV now:

1. - Strange affliction where you can't stop sneezing.
2. - Train poodles to dance the Lambada.
3. - Sleep with Josh Duhamel.

Duh.
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Chris Hanson's Axe
12/14/09

@ArkansasFred:

Nobody
Beats
CBS's coverage!
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DaOtterAgain
12/14/09

@Chris Hanson's Axe: For some reason, nobody saw the inherent irony in my
National
Broadcasting
Corporation
sign the other week.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
At this point, you're basically the guy who dresses as Austin Powers for Halloween.

What a douche! Take it from me, a guy who spent last Halloween dressed as Saul Bellow.
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Lionel Osbourne
12/14/09

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1
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skahammer
12/14/09

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I imagine that while pregaming, then, you might have partaken of a little bit of Humboldt's Gift.
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MattinglysSideburns
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
We knew he was going to shut it down," Panthers cornerback Chris Gamble told me after the game.

Gamble went on to say that most of the Panthers' strategy with Moss came down to knowing when to hold him, fold him, and draw the line.
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Lionel Osbourne
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Green Man? What year is this asshole stuck in?

/throws on the Joker costume
//covers with Kenny Powers jersey
///purchases pornography
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AzureTexan
12/14/09

@Lionel Osbourne: You've got it all wrong. The guy's just cold, and poor, and all he could afford was the failed prototype of the Snuggie.
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Chris Hanson's Axe
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
BB came in and he caught me red-handed
Creepin into the room late
Picture this, me and Adal were laughin, ruining our team's fate

How could I expect that he would
Send me home, oh no
Why should he believe me when I
Told him it was the snow
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rulesboy
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do.

Pacific Life wins the obscure marketing award with that stupid whale commercial.
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skahammer
12/14/09

@rulesboy: I suppose that's true if Levi Strauss stopped making jeans and now sells only liberation theology.
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norbizness
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
It's because Randy Moss' halfassery was only a clever diversionary tactic, as Wes Welker, initially disguised as a hot dog vender, caught 10 passes. Also, Carolina had something called a Matt Moore starting at QB for them.
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Steve U
12/14/09

In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
Accenture . . . Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do.

Aren't they the world's leading manufacturer of umlauts and accents graves?
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MarkKelsosMigraine
12/14/09

@Steve U: I thought they made decorative throw pillows and operated parsley farms.
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Lionel Osbourne
12/14/09

@Steve U: The group is actually underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which is part of the Squimm Group. Their motto is simple: We keep you alive.
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