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    Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    There, there, Baltimore. You'll always have Michael Phelps.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Stephen A. was on the phone during this interview? I thought he just yelled it out the window.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    All this will make Jeter's 2009 season with a league low in assists by short stops even more enjoyable.
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    Image of 7-8 Deville 7-8 Deville
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Maybe the Yankees can sign crysler, ford, and general motors next.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/24/08

    @7-8 Deville: And perhaps some toxic mortgage backed securities, too.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    "This Used To Be My Playground. Alex, stop giving transients handjobs."


    - Madonna

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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Shocking News!!


    Adult businessman signs a contract with an employer who agrees to pay him alot of money and gives him what he feels is the best chance for succeeding in his chosen feild.


    A New York based company requests funds and the city agrees to its terms. The company unloads $88.5 million of salary from underperforming employees and spends it on 2 of the best available employees in their industry in an effort to draw attention and customers to their new headquarters.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/24/08

    Don't bring facts into this! I can't be outraged at facts!
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Imagine the thought process Mark had:
    "You only want me to play baseball for $170 million?! I say good day sir. Good Day!"
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Yankee Scorecards are now going to have $ signs next to the player's name to indicate their annual salary.


    $-Under $1 million
    $$-$1-4 million
    $$$-$4-10 million
    $$$$-$10-18 million
    $$$$$-$18+ milliion

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/24/08

    @UkraineNotWeak: An excerpt:


    Mark Teixeira: (1B) (RH) ($$$$$)


    This "above-average" first baseman with "great defensive tools" is "simply a must-have" for the Yankees. Just "don't get turned off" by the "strange pronunciation!"

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    @Steve_U:


    Derek Jeter: (SS) (RH) ($$$$$)


    This declining shortstop has been getting by for years on the superb reputation he earned in his younger days. Be warned. Will not validate parking.

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    Image of Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    People realize the Yankees don't have to pay the entire $423 million during this offseason, right? It's spread over a bunch of years?
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/24/08

    @Count Rugen's Sixth Finger: You're right, it's completely rational under those circumstances.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/24/08

    Considering that even with these singing they've cut $20m from payroll, yes. That's enough money to sign Manny.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Teixocker!


    The only good part of this signing will be the NY Sports Tabloids' attempts to create witty puns of his name, only to have them be nearly indecipherable.


    Teixutout!

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/24/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: "Yankees Beat Sox For Teixare of AL East Lead!"
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    They bulldozed parks that used to be playgrounds for the children of the South Bronx.


    Joni Mitchell would've been pissed if they had put up a parking lot instead of a stadium.

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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/24/08

    @MattinglysSideburns: Yeah, because the kids of the South Bronx were using them so productively before.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/24/08

    @MattinglysSideburns: /that was more of a response to the italicized quote, not the Big Yellow Taxi reference.
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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Nats fans, Jimbo has Adam Dunn on speed dial. And like a lump of coal in your stocking: Corey Patterson! (and don't forget Daniel Cabrera)!


    Goodbye D-Cab. I'll sure miss your 4 inning 100 pitch outings.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/24/08

    @Dead Wrestlers Society: Cabrera just walked his dog twice since you posted that.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    True story: in a fit of masochism, I decided to watch a little of Mike and Mike before I went into work this morning. This paid off when the guest host of the day reported that Stephen A. Smith is a huge Wham! fan.


    If only he would follow through and get into a gasoline fight with a few of his closest friends.

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/24/08

    @Steve_U: Stephen A. Chooses Life.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    Most people in the Baltimore area were hoping some businesses would defy the odds and bring some jobs, help the economy, and break the cycle of hopeless poverty, lending the city and its citizens instant credibility.


    /fixed

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/24/08

    In reply to Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
    It's easy to say you're "done with baseball" in December. Let's see if your money is where your mouth is come April.
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    12/24/08

    @Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Babes HATE Baseball?
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