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    Teixeira May Be Running Out Of Teams
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    12/22/08

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    If Furcal is the bitchy ex-girlfriend of this offseason, Teixeira is clearly the village bicycle.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/22/08

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    Man, Teixeira is so screwed he can't even be saved by zero...


    /my apologies

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/22/08

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    I have a feeling this Boras client may sign with the team that offers him the most money.
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    12/22/08

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    Awww, well that's a cute little offer the Orioles made.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/22/08

    In reply to Teixeira May Be Running Out Of Teams
    Teixeira has too many vowels. Please remove 3.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/22/08

    @Doyle McPoyle:


    P.S. I am not a crackpot.

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    12/22/08

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    It's tough for an above-average first baseman in today's wintry economic climate.
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    Image of spinachdip spinachdip
    12/22/08

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    Can't say I blame them. They're all trying to clear cap space for 2010.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/22/08

    @spinachdip: Didn't you see? LeBron is staying in Cleveland.
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    Image of gbaked gbaked
    12/22/08

    @Tyrone Slothrop: you go and keep telling yourself that.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/22/08

    @gbaked: Hey, I'm a Knicks fan...I'll personally help with the rolling out of the red carpet if it'll help.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/22/08

    In reply to Teixeira May Be Running Out Of Teams
    Mead, the team's vice president of communications, said, "We're out."


    The reason: they saw Jason Giambi walking around naked with the curtains open in the apartment across the street.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/22/08

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Meanwhile, Omar Minaya's friend got him a spot in Derek Lowe's aerobics class. He has got a great butt.


    Oops, time for Ben Sheets' sponge bath.

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    12/22/08

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    Washington continues to try and bailout everyone.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/22/08

    In reply to Teixeira May Be Running Out Of Teams
    The Orioles have counter-offered with 4 years, 12 million, and two dozen crabcakes.
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