Despite All Outward Appearances, Not Every Miami Marlin Was Traded Today [UPDATE]

So the Miami Marlins are officially the unintended comedic shitshow of the offseason, having traded away some high-priced talent to the Toronto Blue Jays for prospects, a so-so shortstop of questionable judgment, an old recliner, and a $20 gift card to Waffle House (or something). But wait! What of the players who got… »11/13/12 7:50pm11/13/12 7:50pm