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    Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    You'd think the Pullman PD has their hands full with Otis, the town drunk.
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    I think the fact that he got the vomit in the bag is proof that he wasn't intoxicated.


    If you can aim vomit, you must acquit.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    his coach says all is not what it seems.


    His coach then exhaled a huge hit of pot smoke, turned up the Aphex Twin and asked if his pupils were getting larger yet.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    ...which may be the most ridiculous charge in the history of law enforcement...


    Well, that and a public intoxication charge at Mardi Gras.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    No officer- one does not vomit in a bag because they are intoxicated and looking for a recipticle for their drunken sick. One vomits in a bag because they seek to transform the very essence of the bag itself.
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Oh, and the bag was not filled with vomit-it was filled with leftover McDonald's food.


    Did they bring back the McLean Deluxe™?

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    02/25/09

    @Gordon Gekko-Shumway: Nah, the McRib.


    They're McVomit-Inducing!

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    cited for being "a minor exhibiting the signs of having consumed alcohol,"


    C'mon, it's not his fault that Matt Leinart won't stop following him around.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Since when is having a bad of vomit against the law?
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/25/09

    @J-No: If holding a bag of vomit is wrong, I don't want to be right.


    /induces

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    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"


    He was just holding it for a friend..

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    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    But you can't really dust for vomit, can you?


    (puts on sunglasses)


    "Cuff 'em. This little puke has barfed his way into the hottest VIP club in town."


    (takes off sunglasses)


    "The Drunk Tank."


    YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Knowing the preferences of underage drinkers, this wasn't a ginned up charge, this was a schnappsed up charge.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/25/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Guilty as charged. Circa 1989, Peach Schnapps forever became my Satan.
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    Image of Drunken_Donuts Drunken_Donuts
    02/25/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: He shouldn't have been out Pabst midnight.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/25/09

    @Drunken_Donuts: Your comment wins the Blue Ribbon!
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    02/25/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: This whole thing sounds like a Boonesdoggle.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    when you consider that drinking a two-liter of Mountain Dew will have roughly the same physiological effects.


    Did he come at the police like a spider monkey?

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Look, the guy obviously shouldn't have been driving drunk, but in these economic times, when the grocery store is having a vomit sale, you get down there any way you can.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/25/09

    In reply to Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"
    Marshall Lobbestael is just dealing with the pain of being abandoned in the sewer as a child.
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