Pete Carroll Tries To Explain What The Fuck He Was Thinking

Here is Pete Carroll fumbling around an explanation for why he decided to throw against the Patriots on 2nd-and-1 from the one-yard line instead of unleashing Marshawn Lynch a couple of times. In the next day or two you will read hundreds of paragraphs about why it was a bad decision, but I think this unnamed Seahawk… » 2/01/15 11:15pm 2/01/15 11:15pm

This Claymation Beast Quake Is Almost As Good As The Real Thing

You know that free time you're wasting by reading this website? Stop doing that, and go create something even half as cool as this claymation Beast Quake from Instagram user azxd. Featuring the audio call from the real Beast Quake and defenders rising from the ground like zombies, it's the perfect way to get pumped… » 1/31/15 5:45pm 1/31/15 5:45pm

Marshawn Lynch's Outtakes From Gaming With Gronk Are Also Very Funny

Marshawn Lynch and Gronk played some video games on Conan's show the other day and it was great. Attempting to satiate an insatiable demand for all things Marshawn Lynch, Team Coco has uploaded a video of outtakes from the shoot, appropriately calling it "Marshawnisms." What's a Marshawnism? Probably something like… » 1/31/15 4:15pm 1/31/15 4:15pm

Marshawn Lynch And Gronk Got Together To Play Some Video Games

Conan had Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch on his show to play the yet-to-be-released Mortal Kombat X, and there was really no way the premise couldn't deliver. Come for the discussion about Mario Kart characters, and stay for Marshawn Lynch teaching Conan how to properly taunt the opposition by grabbing your nuts.… » 1/30/15 1:32am 1/30/15 1:32am

Marshawn Lynch Asked: "Tom Brady, Do You Think That Dude Gets Hyphy?"

Marshawn Lynch has said he hates talking to the media because he isn't comfortable with the attention. But could it actually be because he was asked the only question that matters seven years ago? Marshawn Lynch, do you feel that fellow Bay Area product Tom Brady gets hyphy? » 1/28/15 11:26pm 1/28/15 11:26pm

Marshawn Lynch Already Explained Why He Hates Talking To The Media

By now, Marshawn Lynch's natural reticence to speak to reporters—even when contractually obligated to do so—has metastasized into something else entirely; after a season of locker-room verbal combat, it's less shyness than it is defiance. Defiance of league regulations he believes are illogical, of a press corps whose… » 1/28/15 1:40pm 1/28/15 1:40pm