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    Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    Trust me, the main difference between her now and her in the linked photo is the pair of unflattering jeans and MAYBE 5 pounds. You have no idea the power of jeans.
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    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    Note to Deadspin community: "FUPA" is really not that funny AND you guys have gone over the maximum allowable yearly usage for the word in merely one post, which shows an all too obvious lack of originality and intelligence. Sports fans really are idiots, who knew?


    I mean she doesn't even look bad... she's probably still better looking than the girlfriends only 10% of you actually have. Ok, that was TOO easy.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/27/09

    @hypocriteoath: Even though you have a FUPA, don't think for a second that the Deadspin community will hold it against you.
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    Image of Mr. Bigglesworth Mr. Bigglesworth
    01/27/09

    @hypocriteoath: Easy there big fella. But i sort of agree. Hey, juggs is still juggs.
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    01/27/09

    @Mr. Bigglesworth: exactly. I did get pretty Jezebel in that post... but the point was at least 51% valid nonetheless.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/27/09

    @hypocriteoath:


    A Deadspin interloper telling everyone how unoriginal they are? We LOVE that!

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    "Five-alarm chili eh? We'll see. One...two.......hey, what's the big idea?"


    "Ohhh, you're right, it's only two alarm. Two and a half, tops. I just wanted to look like a big man in front of the boys!"


    "Daddy...are you going to jail?"


    "We'll see, son. We'll see."

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    You put your FUPA in. You put your FUPA out.

    You put your FUPA in and you shake it all about.

    You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and thats what it is all about.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    That Simpson thinks she's the Pope of Chili Town!
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    It looks like she is about to take flight with those wings but I'm sure that FUPA will keep her on the ground.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    This is going to all end up with TO banging Brigitte Nielsen, and I couldn't be more ecstatic.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/27/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: He's just mad that he missed his chance to be on I Love New York.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    will help him re-examine his personal life


    Which I can only imagine includes the three going shoe shopping, getting mani-pedis, and bemoaning the fact the Jessica Simpson clearly didn't buy his new fitness book.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    I'd still hit that, especially if her IQ rose with her weight.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    INVISIBUL BRONTOSAURUS RIBS
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/27/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1 Awesome
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    How much chili did she eat at that cook off?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    Because I'm not a woman. I'm a mom!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    She has transformed from the sexy kind of tight end to an actual tight end.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/27/09

    In reply to Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
    I've seen kangaroos with smaller front pouches.
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