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    Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    I think on my tombstone, The Karate Kid will be between my first and last name.


    I always figured Ralph as an "unmarked pauper grave" type of guy.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    Bradley Cooper should do a pretty good job playing Johnny Lawrence. I hope they can incorporate Bill Hader playing Buffalo Bill into the movie, too.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    And more importantly, who will play Johnny Lawrence?


    Martin Lawrence?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    Of course you knew that Will Smith is directing a remake, to star his son, Jaden. Hmm, is this wise?


    With DJ Jazzy Jeff in the Mr. Mijagi role.


    Instead of wax on wax off. It will be scratch on scratch off.

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    Image of The Professor The Professor
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    Please, someone sweep Will Smith's brain.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/13/09

    @The Professor: The Church of Scientology is already way ahead you, my friend.
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    Image of Jehovahs Witness Protection Program Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    Wax off.


    No thanks, I'm still full from earlier.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/13/09

    @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:


    Really? I just went into the bathroom and put my finger down the old throat.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03/13/09

    In reply to Boomer Esiason Will Sweep The Leg
    But The Karate Kid was already brilliantly reimagined with Jonathan Brandis and Chuck Norris in the 1992 smash hit Sidekicks, wasn't it?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    So these kids not only receive the physical pain of getting hurt, and the humiliation of having the incidents posted online among thousands of other videos, but as a special bonus they get the videos spotlighted on Deadspin so a group of commenters can belittle them.


    Thank God I was getting my ass kicked in junior high before the proliferation of the interwebs.


    We fucking suck.

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    HumorOn is in no way affiliated with DeadOn
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    Cartman's being a bitch in that second video.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    YOUNG FACES

    BE KICKED

    TONIGHT!
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    "No, not kid karate videos. I said I demand more 'Karate Kid' videos."


    /Sports Guy

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    Not pictured in second video: Yosemite Sam.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/03/08

    In reply to And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born
    Just make sure none of those e-mails are from Gary Glitter, Rick.
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