Oh no. Dominika Cibulkova lost to Australian Sam Stosur earlier today, and here's what she had to say about it:
Martina Hingis is marrying Radek Stepanek, a Czech tennis-playing douchebag who is now most famous for marrying Martina Hingis. Those of you who are disappointed that Martina is now off the market need not worry, though. Stepanek will probably be dead within the month.