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    Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/17/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    I tried this tactic with my local pizza shop. No free pizzas, just a cease-and-desist order.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    should been you Charles Wang....
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    I wasn't aware Mr. Snyder's methods of intimidation had caught on with other intelligent sportsmen.
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    Image of FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns
    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    The five whole chickens? That was just his warm-up. He's just FedEx'd over some dry white toast and a Coke.
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    12/17/08

    @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Jake! Elwood!
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    Just keep Mr. Celery's cousin Mr. Asparagus away from Moises Alou.
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    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    "How much you want pay for this baseball team? Is just like brand name baseball team! Made in same factory! Yankee guts!"
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/16/08

    @sagehenbait:


    Seven hundred million what you crazy! Go! Go!


    And Disco! Disco, baby, disco!

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    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    who in June sent Wilpon five whole chickens to express his displeasure over the firing of manager Willie Randolph.


    That's just racist. Oh WilPon.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    I thought Homer Simpson was the Booze Baron?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    Mr. Celery and Mr. Met on the same field, with unlimited access to free liquor?


    Mr Celery insists on a wading pool full of vodka and tomato juice.

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    12/16/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel:


    I can't wait to watch Mr. Met stumble around for a prolonged period of time until finally collapsing.

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    12/16/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: There's nothing a Bloody Caesar can't fix.
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    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    ...who in June sent Wilpon five whole chickens to express his displeasure over the firing of manager Willie Randolph.


    I wish all forms of protest were this delicious.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/16/08

    @Gourmet Spud: Not so fast, Spud. They were of the Extra Crispy variety.
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    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    This is almost as bad as the Pogs-zi schemes of the 1990's.
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    12/16/08

    @Weed Against Speed: You mean that was a scam? Should I stop holding those weekly Pogs events then?
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    12/16/08

    In reply to Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?
    Sit on it, Ponzi.
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