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    Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
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    Image of The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    A man with that well-groomed a mustache can hardly be a troublemaker!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/12/09

    @The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: Just like how no one who speaks German can be an evil man!
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    Uh, yes, Your Honor. On the evening in question, per se, Your Honor... yo, check it out, Your Honor. I was just out at the sports bar, right? Coolin', right? I went in with my girl, right, and my girl starts illin', says "There go Marvin Harrison." Started actin' all tipsy and shit. I said, "Where, where?" She go, "Over there." I say, "Fuck that non-talkin motherfucker!" I make my money just like him, right, Your Honor, cuz I don't give a fuck, I ain't gittin on nobody's jobs, you know? So, Your Honor, check it out, right? What happened, what happened then, right? I said, "Yo, what you want me go get the motherfucker's autograph?" I got the autograph for my girl, walked over and said, "Yo, Marv? Sign this autograph. Then Marv said, "I ain't signing a *motherfuckin'* thing! Fuck you and your ugly bitch!" I said, "Yo, Marv, I'll bust your ass for sayin' shit like that." He say, "Wh-Where, motherfucker, I'll kill-" And he ran over to my woman and slapped her in the face, Your Honor! Then he slapped me and my man in the face, all three of us like the Three Stooges, Your Honor! 12 million! 12!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    Looks like Marvin Harrison is going to have to get Peyton Manning to deliver Robert Nixon a friendly visit.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    he was standing about 50 feet from the car wash


    Then I guess he couldn't get it waxed. He wanted to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison


    You don't wanna fuck with Shady /
    'cause Shady will fucking kill you.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/12/09

    @Kid Canada: I'm just playin', Indianapolis, you know I love you.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    Good thing you clarified this was Robert Nixon. I was afraid it was Trot Nixon.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/12/09

    @MeSoHornsby:


    Otis Nixon is U-G-L-Y, so he ain't got no alibi.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    In the statement, Nixon said he was standing about 50 feet from the car wash during the fight and was not involved.


    Unfortunately, the members of Rose Royce were unavailable for comment.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/12/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +clap... clap... clap, clapclapclapclap
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    When the Harrison's lawyers argued that Nixon tried to extort his client, he replied, "I am not a crook."
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    Image of jussstabitoutside jussstabitoutside
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    /THREADJACK


    Tony Dungy to step down per Jay Glazer (of course)


    /END THREADJACK

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/12/09

    @jussstabitoutside: Wow, this has NOT been a good nine days for Colts fans, has it?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/12/09

    In reply to Another Shady Witness Steps Forward Against Harrison
    Aaaaaaand there was a FIREFIGHT!!
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    01/12/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: I wonder if the investigator on the scene listened to Chopin on his iPod.
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